Funny interview (it`s quite old): George Wayne: So, Freddie, we hear your milk shake brings the crowd to the yard. Freddie Ljungberg: What do you mean? GW: Haven't you heard that hot tune over there in London? ""My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard- d**n right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'll have to charge. " FL: I don't think I could afford you. GW: What makes Freddie so special? FL: I don't know, really. I'm quite normal. GW:Oh your so shy and humble, so endearing Freddie. When did you shave you head? Because you alway had a Mohawk. FL: About a year ago. I was pissed off after a football game, so I shaved it off. GW: You follow in line with a posse of illustrioses hunks who have become the poster boy for Calvin Klein underwear. Your are, in fact, the first European hottie ever chosen. How does that make you feel? FL: When they approached me I thought it was an honour to do the campaign, especially wheni thought about the company I would be in. GW: Were you at all worried? Did you think, my "lunchbox" is going to be splashed across gargantuan billboards from London to Los Angeles? FL: Yes, unfortunately, i have never had a photo shoot before where I was wearing next to nothing. But after a bit of thought, I decided it was a good thing to do. GW: Well you certainly made the right decision. So darling, are you a member of Foreskin Anonymous? FL: Sorry? GW: Are a member of Foreskin Anonymous?! FL: I don't know what that it. GW: C'Mon Freddie- don't play dumb with GW! We all know about you and you are not that thick. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised?! FL: What?! Are you kidding? GW: I ask the pertinent questions. Didn't they tell you? FL: Well, that's why I had underwear on- so you wouldn't know. GW: What do your team mates call you in the locker room? Guys like Thierry Henry and Dennis Berkamp? Do they call you Frederique? FL: No, everyone calls me Freddie. GW: They don't tease you abot the fact that you are more than ever lusted by men and women all over the world? GW hears that in the Arsenal locker room they stuff their underwear with socks and mince around the room imitating you. FL: There is a little teasing, but unfortunately that story is not untrue. GW: How long have you had that grotesque tattoo on your right hip? What is it- a panther? FL: Actually that was fake- they painted it for the shoot. They actually copied it from my back, where I have two similar ones. It's a panther, a cougar. GW: What would you consider to be your greatest physial asset- your amazing legs, your six-pack abdominals, or your tight butt? GW believes it your butt. Do you wax it? FL: No, I don't. GW: Do you ever wax the cho-cho? FL: I don't have a clue what you're talking about. GW: Freddie, please! You are not going to pay the dumb jock with GW! FL: I know, but you can't ask me such intimate questions. GW: Of course I can darling- it's my job. Would you consider yourself a metrosexual like "Queen Louis XIV"- David Beckham? Do you like Diamonds as much as "Queen Louis" does? FL: Not really. I don't have that many diamonds to be honest. GW: But are you metrosexual. Do you have pedicures? Do you get your hair done, your nails done, ect? FL: No, I don't do any of that stuff. You'll have to ask me again when you come to London. GW: I tell you, when I do go to London, I'll be having a hands on interview with that lunchboxof yours. FL: Good luck GW: And who has the biggest luchbox in the Arsenal locker room? FL: Do you really think you'll get an answer there? No way. GW: Who is the better coach? Your coach at Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, or the coach of England and fellow Swede Sven Gordon-Eriksson? FL: Arsene Wenger has coached me for six years, and I never played for Sven Gordon. So I know Arsene a lot better, but Sven Gordon is a great coach. GW: With an answer like that you'll have a job at United Nations after your football days are over.