omg, Rhett!! it's ok, shhhh *pets hair*
I'm telling you, forget the cologne - Fabric softener is the SH*T!!
My b/f doesn't wear any cologne but he uses ultra downy and I'm all over him... literally - it smells so freaking good. After I come home I could still smell it on my clothes and I'd take off my sweater and smell it - this was back when I was obsessed with him though.. yeah, I'm kinda weird. Anyways, I still love it.