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I come here to see half naked models and all I see are spiders, damn you Pretty And because I'm bored I'll do my fantasy-yet-kinda-realistic VSFS cast with 35 women because 48 was a fucking joke tbh. 1-15 the Angels 16- Jourdan Dunn 17- Joan Smalls 18- Edita Vilkeviciute 19- Jo Skriver 20- Vita 21- Kelly Gale 22- Barbara Palvin 23- Frida Gustavsson 24- Hailey Clauson 25- Emily Didonato 26- Ming Xi 27- Daniela Lopez Osorio 28- Gigi Hadid 29- Bella Hadid 30- Devon Windsor 31- Nadine Leopold 32- Blanca Padilla 33- Hannah Ferguson 34- Camila Morrone 35- Alexandria Morgan

I think she looks cute for Pink, this is the first time I actually think Pink has a decent potential lineup I'd love to see Gigi but it seems VS is done with her and she'll join Camille Rowe and Nadine Leopold in the club of people who were hot one day and dropped the next

Devon is 100% in IMO, probably two outftis tho because she is still doing mainline. Kasia and Yumi should stay home too, they are so forgettable i didn't even remember them Isabeli and Jac J have great walks so i'd be okay with them being back. Barbara F and Cindy are in for sure as well, Jourdan probably too as well as the regulars we mentioned already. Bregje IDK, she has done zero work for VS this year so who knows, Shanina Shaik only got cast last year because she had the look for Exotic Travelers so IDK if she'll be that lucky again this year, same for Eniko and Fairy Tale. For newbies they've been working with I'd love to see Hannah Ferguson, Hailey Clauson, Victoria Lee, Vita Sidorkina, Daniela Lopez, Yara and Gigi make their debut. Camila Morrone and Emily Didonato both did Pink this year but only like twice each, I'd still love to see them walk.

I just went through some Instagrams and they are definetely doing a fantasies theme with Guy, Jac had the sexy secretary/office look, Elsa had the little devil horn + one of her pictures was tagged as playing dress up, Taylor had a magician look and Josephine today top from what I saw. IDK if it's for Halloween, Christmas or Valentine's Day tho.

More Halloween stuff? It's kinda late for that and pictures are out already, it seems odd they would be shooting with so much time in between. Maybe they'll release more hoochie outfits a la "Sexy Little Fantasies".

Lais' recent set had fake snow and the one Jac did with someone too, i think it was Romee? And Taylor's set from yesterday is the same where we saw Candice and Behati so unless they are doing the same setting/styling twice, it's still Christmas.

+1 Maria Borges can stay home too.

IDK how this even started tbh, so idk what the original post is, I've just read way too many times in this thread people complaining about models not looking exactly the same in person o.o Anyway back to VS, Josephine was shooting VS again. They've been shooting so much lately and it all seems to be winter/christmas stuff.

And then it turned into "X and Y look plane/pale/bland/not striking in person", like please excuse the women for not being styled 24/7 o.o

Casual reminder: Models are human, do not expect these women to look flawless 24/7 because it is NOT possible. I've read so many times that Adriana is not that beautiful in person and all kinds of stuff, I adore her and I sincerely think she is the most beautiful woman I've seen but to expect her to look as good in person as she does while at work is unrealistic, unfair and pretty much stupid. And that applies to Sara too and every other model too, i bet you all don't get your hair and makeup done or wear the most flattering outfits for a long flight, to go shopping or your daily life. So find some chill for Christ's sake, and stop expecting these women to be perfect because that is just not possible. I think Sara has lost and gained weight through the years but that is completely normal, she is 24 now and you can't expect her to still look like she did when she was 18, that wouldn't be normal, all women struggle with weight through the years. I think her VS work has been great from the start and her SI work too, so that is just a matter of simple opinions, but VS cares also about her as a spokesperson and not just pictures and everyone who has met Sara seems to agree she has the right attitude for it even if she's not physically ones favorite and she is killing it lately so she must be doing something right.

Hannah Ferguson shot yesterday

Question, exactly why is okay if it's a male nipple but prohibited if it's a female nipple? are female nipples unholy? o.o

I don't think anyone blows anyone out of the water because they all look all kinds tired and/or high, the whole styling team got it wrong. IDK what is more hideous, the clothes or the make up That being said, I'm glad VS is pushing them and all the girls, it means is not planning to drop them as easily.

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If Jon Snow is dead indeed, then why is Kit in Belfast with the rest of the crew ?

^ Expect Elsa's video to last an hour then and Kate's to be Instagram short

To be completely honest, I am shocked and thrilled by how much effort VS is putting on this girls, I think that the reason why Erin, Lindsay, Chanel and others flopped is because didn't even try to push them but these girls are everywhere these days (Y)

So Kate is getting married and the others had no idea? Not even Sara who literally has the same agent? O.o and lmao at her fiancé being an English teacher. Or maybe her sister is getting married and she couldn't explain herself. I insist, girlfriend will get cut after the VSFS.

Old models ain't walking, do you really think VS spent all the $$ on signing 10 girls to put the spotlight in the old bitches? No way in hell, they may do a short retrospective video where I'm sure they will kiss Adriana & Alessandra's ass a lot and that's it throw some footage from previous shows and call it a day, Gisele, Heidi and Rosie have their own lingerie brands now so they can't contractually walk or get anywhere near VS. I can see maybe Karolina, Selita, Marisa and such sitting front-row but I sincerely doubt it, what's the point of having old models when Gisele and Heidi can't be there, is not like people ever gave a fuck about the others

Kate looked so utterly lost in the interviews, girlfriend did not understand shit of what everyone was saying I seriously doubt she'll survive the first year, she'll be dropped after the show, I'm calling it already folks. She still doesn't speak English and unless VS is planning to open stores in Russia (which let's face it seems very unlikely) I don't see how they could use her at all for PR purposes. Also Jasmine saying the doors are open for her personal life, girl if my boyfriend looked like hers I'd be putting pictures and videos of him 24/7 too, she's living the dream I also loved the interview with Lais and Martha, first time Martha didn't sound dead to me and Lais tatas looked just perfect (Y). The more I see these group of women the more I like them, I hope they all (except Kate for the mentioned above) stick around for a while, this was the refreshment VS needed.

Yall are awful, gawd bless you

Why is everyone boxing now!? Have they not heard about the pooch!? #StopAdriana2015

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