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Okay, let's see.......that's Sam Rockwell on the left and Casey Affleck on the right side. Ah, I know what it is. "Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford's Curious Case Of Benjamin Button".

Here ya go. The SISE 2009 cover in 1080i High Definition courtesy of Mr. David Letterman. Click on the thumbnail to view the HD screencap! According to Dave, the issue is on sale TODAY. Find your nearest newsstand and grab one before they run out!

Peut-on changer le sujet? Comment sur huit de plus de photos? Oui! CREDIT: A bateria Operado Namorado

It's a nice picture but it is not new. It's from the Mario Testino editorial she did for October 2008 Allure. I wasn't aware that magazines just swapped editorials whenever they wanted.

Bar Refaeli is the cover girl. Cool. Now that we know who it is, it's time for some UHQ scans! Woo-hoo! I would provide them for you but a lot of magazine distributors are also clueless as to when the issue will be delivered onto newsstands (believe me, I WOULD KNOW). According to Amazon, the publishing date of the mag is February 10th, but that's not a definite date as to when it goes on sale. Once I get confirmation to its deliver date, I.....probably won't tell you but don't get too excited if you start seeing UHQ scans here before anyone else has them. :evil:

The cover girl will be revealed on Letterman's show tonight. You guys over at the East Coast should get the news first, but after it gets announced here on the West coast, I will provide HD screencaps of the cover (if Dave decides to show it on the TV). Rest assured, it's gonna be that sex-on-a-stick powerhouse known as Amy Winehouse that'll be on the cover. Why do you think she's been at the Caribbean this long?

^^And when you say "everyone", you mean just that one guy above, right? Yeah, I see how it is. Três novas imagens para você! And the hits just keep on rollin'!

Neuf autres photos pour vous! Some of them look the same as the ones posted above but, trust me, they're not. CREDIT: Candy's Saxuality

Just when I thought the VSFS 2008 thing was all over and done with, Elle Magazine decides to do ANOTHER article on it. But this one kinda took me by surprise because it shows something I never seen before. Apparently, model Vlada Roslyakova was chosen to appear at the show and made it as far as the fittings, but then she got dropped. In the article, you will see Vlada wearing one of the outfits at the fittings (which eventually went to Caroline Winberg). Why was she dropped? I'm guessing becauze the VS execs were more impressed with Lara Stone than Vlada's sleepy-eyed look. Excuse me while I regurgitate my lunch. :x Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Just look at Angela Lindvall in that article. She's completely bored out of her mind. And to think, there must've been other girls who would've killed to be a part of that show.

Bar Refaeli as the SISE 2009 cover girl? No surprise there. Hey, check it out, I got first dibs on this Hurley advert right here. Everyone's seen the teeny-tiny one, now it's time for the big UHQ one. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: Double-D's & Dirtbikes

And three more. CREDIT: Diddy Makes It Rain On The Internet Well, judging from the photos, I guess this girl wasn't part of the broadcast.

HQ versions of these should show up shortly......maybe. CREDIT: G's Up, Ho's Down, Recognize Thank You

Don't mind me. I'm not here. No one saw me. CREDIT: Thom Yorke's effed up eye

^^Yeah, I'm not exactly thrilled that a picture as harmless as that has to be text-linked, but it ain't my rules. BTW, that's the SECOND time that posts have been made and deleted regarding Spanky and the nips (which sounds like a great band name, BTW).

Let's add two more Missoni adverts into this mix, shall we? One of them is new, the other is not. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: Senza Fine BTW, in case nobody noticed it on her showcard......Isabeli had a chicken sitting on her head!

Hey, hey! I got another brand spankin' new GUESS advert for y'alls! What? Did you think this was the SISE 2009 cover? HAH! Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: O Sol Que Beija Voce

^^Actually, that is not the first advert in the issue. It's the Chanel ad that appears first. Trust me, whoever told you that lie is messin' with your head. Sorry I'm late with this one, folks. Somebody beat me to it.......almost. Click on the thumbnail to view the Super-UHQ scan! CREDIT: the Martini Cocktail & Bossa-Nova Flavoured Mojito You can keep that HQ one from AAOF. Everyone else can keep this Super-UHQ one from me.

^^Well, thank you for your nice words. It's my pleasure to provide this stuff for everyone. But don't just thank me, there's other people here that also deserve the praise for their original contributions as well. I'm sure those guys and gals won't be as vocal about it as I am, but it's all a collaborative effort. And with that being said, I still have dibs. WURD 2 YA MUTHA!

Alrighty! I got Alessandra's FULL 10-page editorial for the March 2009 issue of Elle and it can be found right here. BTW, I said TEN pages, not eight pages as was originally posted in the previous page. And before you ask, YES, all the pictures in the edit are stretched that way. TITLE: WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME PHOTOG: DENNIS HOPPER MAG: ELLE MAGAZINE MARCH 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: the Morningdawn Chill House IMO, Dennis Hopper doesn't seem to be quite adventurous as a photographer. In most of these photos, he just lets her stand there and do these BO-RRRRING poses. Shame on her for not working in the over-the-shoulder and pouty-lipped grin! That's her trademark look, for corn's sake!

Yeah, "Kiss Me Guido" was one of those independent films that was released by a major studio in 1998 but had little to no impact at the box office. I'm surprised how obscure Pink went for that movie. I understand that some of y'all want to post the most unrecognizable screencaps for movies most of us haven't seen, but since my movie collection is all too recognizable, I'm gonna make it easy. Identify the classic movie from this screencap below. I want everyone to respond! Not just one person, EVERYONE. Show your love for this movie!

There's a bit of a problem here. Alessandra's edit has TEN pages and AAOF only scanned eight of them? That's cold-blooded of them to keep some pics away from us. The other two missing pictures show Alessandra sitting on a concrete bench near the Venice Beach boardwalk and the other shows her wearing a blue top standing next to the freeway wall. Where are those scans? On second thought, never mind. I'll scan them myself. Be right back after this.

^^Well, I figured it out, but it wasn't easy. The film is called Freddy Got Fingered!!! Woo! YEAH! What do I win? It's either that movie or this one.... If I'm wrong, then I ain't good with the movie thing.

^^Wow, that clue REALLY didn't help but I'll give it a try. Is it a film from 1997 that features the words "GWM" in the movie? And is the lead character's name Frankie? If not, then I'm WAY off.

Yes, Spanky and Alessandra both have sexy edits in the current issue of Elle Magazine with Jessica "Swedish Hypocrite" Alba on the cover. Has there ever been a fashion magazine to feature TWO Victoria's Secret Angels with separate non-VS related edits in the same issue? I'm guessing.......NO. TITLE: NAKED AMBITION PH: DUSAN RELJIN MAG: U.S. ELLE MARCH 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! DON'T FORGET TO CLICK ON THIS ONE!!! ---->Sheer Nudity<---- CREDIT: Nuthin' But The Cavi Hit The UHQ scans of Alessandra's less-than-exciting edit can be found in her Editorials thread. Go there and download them!

You know what would be pure coincidence? There are 19 models announced to appear in the SISE 2009. Usually there's 20 models and everyone's speculating about who's gonna make the cover. And since Izabel has worked with Russell James.......could it be that she........? Nah, it can't be.