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It should be working now. Sorry, too busy eating Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Cool. I'm assuming that Joe's Top Ten is the one above, so allow me to rearrange it. 1. Salma Hayek 2. Adriana Lima 3. Alessandra Ambrosio 4. Isabeli Fontana 5. Izabel Goulart 6. Nelly Furtado 7. Mamen Sanz 8. Eva Gonzalez 9. Mayra Suarez 10. Ana Ivanovic NOW...MY Top Ten. I'm not going to use models, so this list will be much different. #1: LISA STANSFIELD (the early 90's version) #2: DIANA KRALL #3: MARIAH CAREY (the skinny 90's version) #4: BRITNEY (pre-meltdown, pre-Federline version) #5: SADE #6: SPICE GIRLS #7: SHANA HALLIGAN (from Bitter: SWEET) #8: PAULINE LONDON #9: KATHARINE MCPHEE (the American Idol version) #10: CORINNE BAILEY RAE See, it doesn't always have to be about supermodels. Now you'll have to rearrange my list before you can post yours.

There's another batch of CK adverts that I've yet to post, so it doesn't stop there. The only problem I have with the campaign is the inclusion of Cameron Richardson. Ugh. It's blasphemy to put her next to Doutzen and (my hetero man-crush) Gabriel Aubrey. BTW, can anyone figure out who is the photographer for the "Iron Maiden"? I've searched the article, read the details section, and looked in between pages and found nothing. It's the first edit I've encountered where the photog's name is not mentioned.

^^Nope, sorry, but the BH Show airs way too early in the afternoon for me to catch it. But I did cap her JK appearance and I just keep forgetting to upload it. Maybe on the next reply.

Got another GUESS advert for y'alls! Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

Alrighty! It's time for a new (and REAL) Doutzen editorial! Little Doutzy has a 4-page edit in the April 2009 issue of US Vogue and I've got the whole thing right here. No more of this cameraphone fakeness! TITLE: IRON MAIDEN PHOTOG: ??? MAG: US VOGUE APRIL 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Here's a little freebie for ya! And here's the latest Calvin Klein advert. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: The Secret Nigerian Goat Information Society

Check this out! Alessandra is the new spokesperson for the latest line of Victoria's Secret beauty products called "NATURALLY VICTORIA'S SECRET". I didn't know where to place this advert, so I'm sticking it right here. As far as I know, I don't think Alè has ever done any beauty product campaigns for VS, so I'm considering this a first! DIBS!!! Naturally Victoria's Secret Beauty featuring Alessandra Ambrosio Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

^^Well, isn't that ironic. A supermodel filming a commercial for junk food! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I like Cheetos. Eat it for breakfast everyday.

The picture on the left has to be an outtake. I got my issue of Love Magazine just last week (late to the States, I know) and I did not see that pic in there at all. Unless its well-hidden in the issue, I'm gonna assume its an outtake and nothing else. I'd scan the Love Mag pic, but it'd be a total repost. BTW, what IS the main rule regarding reposts? If someone says the words "sorry if repost" and it turns out to be just that.....what happens then?

^^Yeah, I also tried obtaining those Lanca images and got the same exact thing. What a waste of time that was! Here's an oldie but goodie! It's nothing new but I thought I'd try and make UHQ scans of this particular edit. Francy knows what it is, so I'll let her identify it. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

If there's one thing about Izabel that is a total fact, it's that its much more difficult to find her adverts and edits in print than it is to find her online pics. Luckily, I stumbled upon some gold during a treasure hunt and found a few back issues featuring Izabel and made some super scans. Let me show you what I found. All of these aren't new, but aren't in UHQ either....until now. First up, Izabel's first appearance on Esquire Magazine from the October 2006 issue. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!** **Note the terrible Photoshopping of her navel And, of course, the famous Vanity Fair September 2007 edit with all the Brazilian supermodels. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!** **Note how the guy kneeling on the left looks strangely like rapper Akon CREDIT: Da Fly Honeyz Of Tha SFV

I already saw one "scan" from the Vogue thread at TFS (it isn't really a scan, it's a cellphone pic disguised to look like it was a scan). It looks like she will have maybe 2-4 pics of her working out but wearing high fashion clothing instead of gym clothes. Hey, if Marisa can have a workout edit in Cosmo, why not Doutzen in Vogue, right?

YES. I thought everyone knew this. No one is a bigger arrogant a-hole than me and that's the truth. But don't worry, I still like you.

YEAH! You've reached a big milestone, my friend. Big ovation! Sorry I couldn't help you find more pics of those models you requested from me, but hey, I did the best I could! BTW, that is flattering that I'd be named second in your song list. (I'm surprised you even mentioned me at all ) I owe you a drink for this milestone! I love me some cocktails and we should meet up and have a big ol' house par-tay!

@Tori: No one here (except maybe for me) has made the effort to scan any VS posters for any of the VS Angels. If you decide to do it, you'd be the only other person I know that has attempted it. Click on the link below to see the scan I made of one of Miranda's VS posters. CLICK HERE (scroll down to post #5392) Believe me, a poster this large is NOT easy to scan than it looks.

Here is the third (and supposedly, FINAL) picture from the XOXO campaign. This time, there's no B.S. Photoshopping like the last one. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

My turn. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

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This pic is not a repost nor is it wallpaper and nor is it from the VS website. GEE, I wonder where it comes from, then? Hmmm..... Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

Haha, here's TWO more pics from the True Religion campaign. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! And one more brand new pic from the Rampage campaign. CREDIT: www.effhippies.com

If you bought the Sports Illustrated SE 2009 and thought you would see some Hilary....you got shafted. But if you got the April 2009 issue of Harper's Bazaar, you got a lot more than that. Strange, isn't it? TITLE: SPRING'S HOTTEST LOOKS PHOTOG: PETER LINDBERGH MAG: HARPER'S BAZAAR APRIL 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: Cigarettes For C*ck

I hope to god that this isn't true. Something bad's happened to Spanky's hubby and they haven't even been married for more than two months! If Marko is innocent, then I hope the bitch accusing him burns in hell. If he is actually guilty, then he is the biggest dickhead in the world.

This is probably gonna get me in trouble (AGAIN), but I got a request for you, camerashy. Late last year, I posted a pre-Testino picture of Marisa from the, um......olden days. She was attending some sort of big event with other models (probably at a convention or maybe an afterparty) and she was wearing a black t-shirt with the, um, "other" company's logo on it. Do you know what I'm referring to? Ah, f*ck it, it was for a Perfect 10 event. Yeah, I SAID PERFECT 10. PER-FECT 10.

That is so hot. I bet she could fit that entire donut in her mouth. YUM-MEE! I'm just saying she likes donuts!

Why is it that when Spanky is out promoting and hawking VS stuff, it always on those entertainment shows like Entertainment Tonight or EXTRA, yet when she does something outside of VS like the Givenchy show........all we get is crickets.