KingSupra

whoa thats a little blury, let me fix it for oyu when i get back from school

Drunken Monkey-Angel Of Darkness

half asleep

thats nice to hear. have fun.........

A married couple is driving down the interstate at 55 mph with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you.” Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, “I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he’s up to 80 mph. She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.” The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?” The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need right here.“ She asks, “What’s that?” The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, “I’ve got the airbag.”

A lady was vacuuming the bedroom when she hit something under the bed. When she puled the object out, she discovered it was a shiny silver box containing nine golf balls and $25,000 in cash. When her husband came home she asked, “Honey, what’s with the box? There are nine golf balls and $25,000 in here.” “Well,” said her husband, “every time we’ve had bad sex, I put a golf ball in there.” “That’s not bad,” his wife replied, “We’ve been married for 25 years and there are only nine balls, but what’s with the money?” “Well, every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.”

alright i did it i sent it to your pm

Drunken Monkey-The Past Was Yestuday

nuggets lost

pumpin the iron

oh sorry about the lateness of me, but it can be arangned

SlimTIm-TIme Stood Still

is there a place i can take a test or something? i remember it at being posted at chilax somewhere. i remember i told me i looked like some soccer player. i saw a little remeblence but not a whole lot

you needs some help here capt so here it is alright well since the broncos won, and i feel generous right now im going to do a little celebration early. Well this celebration is really leading up to the closing of chilax and the continuation of the pip here. ok so here is what i am going to do. i am going to post new walls everyday of the week. leading up to saturday when i wil post the walls i asked you guys about. then on sunday i will post my remeberance walls. in closing to chilax. so here we starting with this wall:

nice wally but its my turn again to post walls alright well since the broncos won, and i feel generous right now im going to do a little celebration early. Well this celebration is really leading up to the closing of chilax and the continuation of the pip here. ok so here is what i am going to do. i am going to post new walls everyday of the week. leading up to saturday when i wil post the walls i asked you guys about. then on sunday i will post my remeberance walls. in closing to chilax. so here we starting with this wall:

yea broncos won!!!!!! just just going to be super hard now to get into the playoffs

3500x3500 thats pretty hugh

happy

R Kelly feat. Cassidy-Hotel

ruler of general discussion, not just general talk :evil laugh:

A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing her, the gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and, holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest. The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would raise the dead. Then, the husband suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a bit more skin. She does and Mr. Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. “Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him,” says the man. She does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he starts doing flips. Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. “Now tell HIM you have a headache.”

chillin

how do i send this slipmate to you? im done with a version

heading to sleep