KingSupra

A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word “Typewriter.” One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child told her mother what her dad said and her mom responded, “Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.” The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, “Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.” The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, “Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.”

Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Democracy: You have two cows. Government taxes force you to sell them in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government. There's nothing said here about Monarchies

thinking about going to play espn nfl 2k5, the last year this game will be made for maybe another 5 years

Mystic-In My Fanstasy

Maddona-Die Another Day

going to do something else since no one seems to talk around here

i have to say no also those aren't mine

same as ashley

Drunken Monkey-Turn Back Time

sayiny your welcome to wz. and now i head to sleep. its 4 a.m. here

Usher-Burn

yea we can, but i have a question about denvers game against indy. who do you put champ bailey on? all there receivers have capabilites of opening up a game

jacksonville can clinch this sunday if they win and baltimore and denver lose. and jacksonville has a tiebreaker from a win over denver and a strength of schedule over baltimore .551 over .541 and strenght of sov is a tie between jacksonville and baltimore with a .491 denver has a .429 <_< so right now jacksonville has the advantage and is in the last sopt. lets hope the texans or raiders can beat them. and baltimore loses to pittsburg/miami and denvers in . but i doubt it <_<

sad cause wz left before she got her sig

oh nothing just wanted to have a little conversation . but anyways check your pm.

i just had to make sure

hahaha but anyways wz is there a specific picture/person you want in your signature?

ok then i have to asks for some stuff but i will continue it in the right place

saying hi to wz and you never asked would you like one?

making some sigs

welcome and i hope you enjoy it here

thanks you do some nice work youself

Zoe-This Isn't Love Anymore

Tupac-WOnder If Heaven Gotta Ghetto

A guy decides that he’d like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a small perch. “It doesn’t have any feet or legs,” the guy says aloud. “I wonder what happened to this bird?” “I was born this way,” says the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.” “Ha, ha,” the guy laughs. “It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said!” “I understood every word,” says the parrot. “I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird.” “Yeah?” the guy asks. “Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?” “Well,” the parrot says, “this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I’ll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar. You can’t see it ’cause of my feathers.” “Wow,” says the guy, “you really can understand and answer, can’t you?” “Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy ...and I am especially good at ornithology. You ought to buy me. I am a great companion.” The guy looks at the price tag. $200. He says. “I can’t afford that.” “Pssst,” the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. “Nobody wants me cause I don’t have any feet. You can get me for $20 just make an offer.” The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks pass. The parrot is sensational. He’s funny, he’s interesting, he’s a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, “pssst,” and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. “I don’t know if I should tell you this or not,” says the parrot, “but it’s about your wife and the mailman...” “What is it?” says the guy. “Well,” the parrot says, “when the mailman came to the door today your wife greeted him in a sheer night-gown and kissed him on the mouth.” “What happened then?” asks the guy. “Then the mailman came into the house, lifted up the night-gown and began petting her all over,” reports the parrot. “My God!” exclaimed the guy. “Then what?” “Then he lifted up the night-gown, got down on his knees and began to lick her body, starting with her breasts slowly going down and down...” The parrot pauses for a moment. “What happened? What happened?” says the frantic guy. “I don’t know,” says the Parrot. “My dick got hard, and I fell off my perch.”