KingSupra
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A married man goes out for a pack of cigarettes one night, and, since the store was closed and the next closest place open was a bar, he decides to go in and have a drink. After a couple of beers, a young blonde sits down beside him. The two start talking, and end up leaving together. After a long night of sex the man looks at the clock and says, “Oh, my God! My wife is gonna kill me! Quick: Do you have any baby powder?” “Baby powder?” the woman asks. “Yes, here.” The man spreads the powder all over his hands, and drives home. When he gets home, his wife asks, “Where have you been?” He proceeds to tell her about the blonde and the long night of sex. “You expect me to believe that?” she says. “Let me see your hands.” As he puts out his hands, she says, “You liar! You’ve been out with your friends all night bowling again!” -
wishing it would snow here so i could drift
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Trippy & Phatboi-When The Sun Goes Down
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yea i got to watch that too. just finshed dodgeball watching napolean dynamite right now
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half-hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. “You’re not going to have time to finish this,” the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. “Yes I will,” replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. An hour and a half later, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in—all except the late student, who continued writing. A half-hour later, the student approached the professor, who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already submitted. “No, you don’t. I’m not going to accept this. It’s late.” The student looked incredulous and angry, demanding, “Do you know who I am?” “No, as a matter of fact, I don’t,” replied the professor. "Do you know who I am?!” the student asked again, forcefully. “No, and I don’t care,” replied the professor with an air of pomposity. “Good,” replied the student, who promptly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
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yea no problem man
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you got a pm neo
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who are you talking too?
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needing to do a few things before i head out its party time!!!!
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going to spend some good old quality time with my beautiful, nice, and comforting bed
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heading to sleep now since talking to myself even got boring
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i'd like to see both, cause on tour you dont get to see any of the lingerie, and it dones't really help there sales on tour. but the show you dont get to meet the angels in person so both work out for me
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Dj Pheer-Creatures Of the Night
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to keep my mind on track
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Drunken Monkey- Heaven Is A Place On Earth (remix)
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Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they’ve forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You’ve gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food." "I promise I won’t," says the turtle. "Just hurry!" Nine full days pass and there’s still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I’m not f*cking going!"
