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  1. alanthedrivein replied to goose's post in a topic in Sports
    Haha, well if it means anything to you, you were the last team I wanted to draw. The bandwagon supporters have ruined the bridge aswell, about 20 thousand real fans and then a bunch of guys in suits sat down drinking mineral water. Shameful.
  2. I hungry quite a lot yes. Do you eat meat?
  3. Was shocked to see neither of them had a mention, two of the most incredible writers in modern history. Hunter S Thompson is god In my eyes, and Irvine Welsh is the master of Modern Novels. Any fans?
  4. alanthedrivein replied to OriginalSin's post in a topic in Art & Literature
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-Hunter S Thompson The Rum Diary-Hunter S Thompson The Great Shark Hunt, Songs of The Doomed, Generation of Swine, Kingdom of Fear, Hey Rube and Better Than Sex by Hunter S Thompson The Curse Of Lono by Hunter S Thompson Hells Angels by Hunter S Thompson The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer The Albany Cycles by William J Kennedy Trainspotting, Porno, Filth, Glue and the Acid House by Irvine Welsh. I am aghast that none of those have been mentioned.
  5. alanthedrivein replied to |pink panther|'s post in a topic in General Talk
    No, never really, my girlfriend doesn't really have anything better to do than me. Are you bitter?
  6. alanthedrivein replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    In work, obviously very busy.
  7. alanthedrivein replied to goose's post in a topic in Sports
    Yes, but in my defense, I've been a supporter since 1992, I've been through 13 years of barely winning a thing. It's nice for us old time fans to have seen the team through to a time when we are in this position.
  8. I excreted Bon Jovi heads once, but never a child. Good times. have you ever ridden a farm animals bar a horse.
  9. alanthedrivein replied to goose's post in a topic in Sports
    Ban as many Valencia players for as long as it means they can't play against us. and by us I mean Chelsea, boo now.
  10. alanthedrivein replied to mylovelyangel's post in a topic in Movies
    Awesome film, funny and at one point I thought this is slowing down, and then realised it hadn't even sped up yet.
  11. Ronin and The Transporter were both great. The older films have something about them but there are certain things you just couldn't do then. They get kudos from Nostalgia, I only like car chase for asthetics.
  12. alanthedrivein replied to Legion's post in a topic in Movies
    The Black Dahlia, thought it was awesomely confusing, generally good but De Palma should do better.
  13. Rocio Guirao Diaz
  14. Someone that is unassuming and looks innocent but is probably anything but.
  15. alanthedrivein replied to a post in a topic in Music
    The Slackers-Rude and Reckless.
  16. Ska Punk probably, it's not serious but that's the point, people seem to have the impression you should grow out of it.
  17. alanthedrivein replied to KingSupra's post in a topic in Girl Talk
    I don't have a vagina but I'll give you my two cents. Thing is, that's crazy insecurity, I mean, you know everyone has their celebrity obsessions, but things don't usually get to this kind of stage. You know, unless you are a supermodel, or want to be a model, or jesus, unless you happen to be perfect and know it there is always something you're going to aspire to, you hear all the time models wanting bits and pieces of other famous women. It's a girly thing, There is no feasible explanation for it, the best you can do is make her feel as comfortable in her own skin as possible, I'm sure you're already trying but it may take something special, the fact you gave up your obsession for one of the worlds most beautiful women assumingly for her should say a lot. You need to talk it through, men and girls have crushes on other people, simple as that, you have to trust your partner and that's PRETTY fucking easy when your obsession is a famous supermodel. It can't come to anything, people are carnal, but that means they also know what they want.
  18. No, I have small slits like reptiles eyelids over the end of my nostrils and any offending odour is immediately directed away, downards and into my mouth most likely. Have you ever had the shit kicked out of you?
  19. alanthedrivein replied to [solo]'s post in a topic in Funny Stuff
    Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died. and A 17 year old kid is walking down a street when a serious Milf catches his eye, blonde looking about 40, massive jugs, call him over, she gets out her breasts and encorages his to nibble, as he does white milk-like substance comes from the teat and the boy gets excited, gobbles more and more, he stops and asks the woman? What's going on actually, why are you lactating? and she says, that's not Milk, that's cancer.
  20. and the forum you usually visit is dead and you're trying to find a picture of an ungoogleable celeb and you log in and say hello. GoodBye.