Everything posted by The Joker
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I AM the Biggest fan
Your annoying me out. Everybody looks like a monkey to you, dont they ?
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Paris Hilton
BAHAHA... :evil:
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The Jokes Thread
Those are nice Maddog Here is the poopie list Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Corn Poopie Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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Music that makes you cry
what could be sweeter than a person thinking of me in his hardest moment ?!! :brows: :persuazn:
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Paris Hilton
Your a wise girl SLOW. I like your input about the morgue and yes, DRUNK BASTARDS NEVER DIE.
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Selita Ebanks: Yay or Nay?
when i first saw her i was like... eww... girl who do you think you are...
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THE BATTLE OF THE ANGELS !!!!!!!!!
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:shock: Im against drunk drivers, thousands of people were killed already Still looks happy hah :| I agree with you. And she will become more famous, if that is possible. In a negative way- News
and you have Hercules, tied.- The battle of the blondes
errr...... No if you look at her older one it was... HAHHAA....OK . I dont know, most ppl tell me shes blond originally but oh well, lets say i put her up there accidently- Runway Accidents
OMG poor Tiu ... i think the girl in front of her was about to fall too :evil:- RBD
I really like Tu Amor- News
Agree our LA Fashion Week is crap but we got a lot of parties and funs- I Am...
- Britney Spears
We'll see- Paris Hilton
Really soon, really soon- Paris Hilton
She was born in riches and acted like a spoiled kid... TIME TO PAY !!!!- News
Is LA too bad for her ?!!- Editorials
benitezdk, Milo, Chocolate, ssender and Xfile, you guys need to post here more :persuazn: I feel unsecure... OMG I always know Xfiler got good stuffs but this is unbelievable.... THANKS SOOO MUCH- Advertisements
Really appreciate those. Gracias- Paris Hilton
For 23 days- Paris Hilton
Man that prolly was Paris's most ambarassing moment. See the crowd were yelling and... OMG :| Even Eva shook her head.... and as the matter of fact, i heard that to make her feel like more comfortable in prison the guards are gonna paint the bars to look like peanuts... I think its wrong too, im just worried that shes gonna break her teeth on those things O-M-H-G Paris looked like she was ready to burst into tears... Someone has to teach her a lesson then.- Chat Thread.
Berkeley is DOOMED. Theyr lucky to have me :persuazn: Cool, what's your major? Thanks. PR- Music that makes you cry
Aww... your Adri's sweetest fan How do you compare :brows: with ..................??!! :| Oh i got more ...- Runway Accidents
I've seen the second one on AFV, is very funny - Paris Hilton