The Joker

Theres such a thing ?!! LMAO !! Andy :morning:

def not ur moniter dude ! shall we send her a razor?? w/ or w/o shaving creme? :mignonne: Bad AdRi, bad !!! You can't use razors for jungle-clean-out. Read the instruction before use

Bianca . (For Sarah)

STOP THE R.I.P HEATHER :persuazn:

Because the cameras wouldnt leave her alone whenever she moved. Other models' poses are so not it By picking on her here ?!!! I meant I ignore her in real life. She's always calling me and trying to come over. I never should have given her my number. Weirdo says what ?!!

Who ??!!! Kidding. Wherev you been ?!!

Lets make this right. She wasnt as good as normal at DHC but she was THE ONLY ONE who could walk there. (yeah, that means Da Besta ) Blame it on the stupid shoes.

By picking on her here ?!!! Anyway, for the Dior thingy, excuse you, she was the only one that looks good on stage. Look at the shoes !!! You cant rely on your heels when you walk with that type of shoes, she was tiptoeing the whole time.

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"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." ***Brief Pause.*** "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 486-5731?"!! !

BACK OFF, BACK OFF !!! :persuazn: Oh my Johnny

How amazing. Half of the forum hope the same

So should I leave you some names i know or visit your blog ?!! Anyway, Sandra Oh, Brenda Song (shes funny ), Bobby Lee ( ) and mooore....

Oh, and John, he looks like a hooker :| Thats all !!

OMG Thank Pinky for IDing them. Look at Natasha, what have they done to her ?!! Oh, thanks for the vid btw Pinky.

2-second-precious-kiss for him. Save the best for last ?!! Hes so sweet

6.5 . The sweetest kiss must be from Sweet Home Alabama. I love the movie, i love John Lucas "Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want." "Melanie: Hey, cowboy... Melanie: You owe me a dance. Jake: Nice dress. Jake: Where's your husband? Melanie: I'm lookin' at him. Melanie: Apparently,you and I are still hitched. Jake: Is that right? Melanie: Yeah. Why didn't you tell me you came to New York? Jake: I needed to make somethin'of myself. Melanie: About done? Jake: What is it about you Southern girls? Jake: You can't make the right decisions'til you tried all the wrong ones? Melanie: At least I fight for what I want. Jake: Oh, what do you want, Melanie? Jake: I don't even think you know. Melanie: You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake...and I want you to be the last. Jake: Maybe you and I had our chance. Melanie: Fine! Melanie: Have it your way, you stubborn ass! Jake: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Melanie: So I can kiss you any time I want."

OMG Thanks coluchka Geri is back ?!! But the band is not comming back. Emma is still a little cutie, MelB changes alot and MelC looks gorgeous. I miss them so much

Japanese RULE !!!!

Shes my private instructor. Thanks so much Nanda You have more ?!!

OMG THANKS, GUYS !!! THOSE ARE AWESOME !!! I'd love to have the vid in good quality OMG look at her at the beginning. I swear she was walking on her toes with that shoes. 3 words : O M G And cowa : I agree with you. Although, i have to say, dont forget about the light effect and the make-up...everything.

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Oh, i even have it in slow motion if you want Van Errr...Hi !!

Van is here. HEY GIRLY I wonder if its the porn file she borrowed from Matt