The Joker

^ *logs out*

Fear.....

Thanks Tooboku. Your advices are gold. I now know it's pure love when someone farts into my face That's it ?!! No more takers ?!! Going once....going twice....

Which standard do you offer a bitch ?!!

I'd do anything to get an i-phone thrown on the head by Naomi, or any mother f*cking human being.

I hereby give you another damn "cool" situation, prepare your genius-made answers because this's somehow an IQ test, no joke. The thread's name pretty much explains everything!! You are making out with your loved one and OOPSIE, you pass some gas in full option (sound and smell effect). Uh oh, not so sexy now.... how are you gonna get away with this ?!! Laugh it off ?!! Play dumb ?! Kill him/her ?!! I don't know.... Our cool members, share your solutions and when it happens, we're one step ahead in action. I promise not to criticize your answers. In fact, i might give you some good ideas to take note. And folks, this will happen.

Umm... i can help bring the knife....

Ladies and gentlemen.. we're now back to model bashing. Enjoy the show! *pushes harder on the logout button*

".... have fun, take your time, have some kids, don't go to the gym... and just go on vacation." eh ?!!

To the right, to the right.... ->

^ Wow, thanks Prettyphile (you know, i've always wondered what your real name is... ). I love Karolina's and Ale's costumes, look cool. Adri's looks like the old one she's worn in 2003's show, yeah ?!! And Heidi's wings make her look like a hobo selling balloon at Disney Land. :S Can't wait for the show.

That's a lousy photoshop job (although it did give me a choke on my tuna, tuna choke, urgh) Example of a good photoshop job.

You mean "biggest" or "bitchiest", Fery ?!! Either way, Naomi rules.

^ Oh i was close enough....

Ya know, i'm just gonna go ahead and tell people off what Sweet Seduction (a.k.a ~CrazyBeautiful~) is going to say in here. *clones Sweet Seduction* --------------- Hi, i'm Sweet Seduction and here's my critical thinking. Doutzen Kroes : if god was a woman, it'd be her. *worships, worship....* :yuckky: Adriana Lima : OMFG, what's that mammal doing at the VSFS ?!!!!! :yuckky: Alessandra Ambrosio : EW, i swear i saw her dick!!! :yuckky: Ana Beatriz Barros : ALIEN!!! :yuckky: Andi Muise : giant walking vagina. :yuckky: Angela Lindvall : if she plays a zombie role in a movie, no make-up is needed. :yuckky: Bianca Balti : she had a fight with Doutzen, which automatically turned her into a cheap whore. Self-explanatory. :yuckky: Carmen Kass : AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.... :yuckky: Caroline Francischini : Human evolution : super old ape -> old ape -> Caroline Francischini -> ape -> people. --------- // and the list goes on.... // --------- :yuckky: Erin Wasson : :yuckky: Fernanda Tavares :yuckky: Hana Soukupova :yuckky: Heidi Klum :yuckky: Inguna Butane :yuckky: :yuckky: :yuckky: ---------- Correct me if i'm wrong, Sweet Seduction.

http://www.savetube.com/

Ohhh, see now that's much clearer. Because she's got a campaign whatever going on, she isn't doing the show. It's not because she has a problem with Bianca okie ?!!