The Joker

LMAO I read that, you lose !!!!!!!

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Ken if you dont change your avatar now im gonna eat you. I thought you love GIsele.

That one's one funny show. Kinda like The Apprentice. Cant believe that picky Simon is part of the show

And Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Liz Hurley.

:shock: Unbeatable !!!!!

WOAH , a vid. Cool !!

Cheryl is obviously the hottest thing goin on in UK right now. I love everything she owns : pretty face, hot body, Posh Spice (well not really) ....

Shandi Finnessey. Miss USA 2004. She's cute. Now, where's my Miss California .........lemme see.......................... ARGHHHHH :shock:

but there's nothing up there...... WHOOPS forget about it !!!!! We'r done here :evil: .

I like both of the girls.

Eventhough adri is lullaby's faves, she starts gettin on my nerve now...

Do you want me to talk about Adriana ?? I might get banned but i dont care though. Choking Hazard Guaranteed

:| . I just chopped my dog's head off and i dont hate him at all, i just dont like his head placing on his body. Does that make sense ?? I hate to explain this simple, basic definition but ... Whether you like it or not. American create America. Surprise, surprise... :shock: And whats wrong with American Eagle ?? SOOO confusing. It's one of the greatest America's Brands and so is Abercrombie or Hollister (did i mention Victoria's Secret ? ) Your the best in your school ?? SO ??!! Is that a slightly input that we are stupid ?? If we are then why ppl around the world keep commin to US for further education ?? To learn our foolishness ?? And hey genius, perhaps Harvard is just equal as an elementary school in your country hah ... Its ironic that no matter how ppl try to describe our poor taste of clothing, they try to dress the same. That our boobs are big and fake and they fighting on the size of their idols' boobs... blah blah blah... And if you wanna be famous, you must have our permission. Bible belief.

I was about to give you a possitive reputation until i reached the part of closing this thread. What is your topic sentence ?? What's your main point ? Freakin other nations out, or putting an end to this thread ?? *stares back* C-

God blessed America's Ladies

That's IT ??!!! :shock: PM, Pshh... And err... my capslock is fine, actually it worked pretty well. Alright folks !!!! Anyway, it'll be held in Kodak Theatre - familiar spot, and the ticket is 37.50 (with tax and everything i think it'll be 40-the cheapest). I cant make it on Friday night but if anyfolk lives around DONT miss your chance. Once in a life time. Next year it'll be in Las Vegas or somewhere else. Oh SNAP !!!!

you´re serious?? :rofl: no, no..come on..you ARE really serious...?? oh my god...*trying to catch her breath* uff beautiful american woman?? never seen such a thing yeah, I´ve seen a lots of make-up, plastic surgery, and some imitation of beauty too. Maybe I was blinded by the huge american boobs though, I couldn´t see that true beauty ok, now, serious, I know there are a lot of beautiful woman in america, but frankly, U.S.A. is well-known for having the ugliest woman on earth. And frankly, which one can you call "american"?? Most of the beauties are origin Africans, portoricans, mexicans, etc....I could go on and on. There is nothing like REAL AMERICAN - until you aren´t an Indian, because THOSE are real americans. So, frankly...hm...I can´t imagine someone who "change their appearance to appear more like the beautiful American women", and if I would met one, I´m sure she´ll be blond, with big boobs and a lack of brain inside her head, maybe with a tattoo on her forehead saying "Insert brain here" So here you´ve got your standart of american beauty "blond, BOOBS, blond" nothing else matters. But in the case you´re speaking about the real american women, like those Indians ones, so..yeah, they´re mostly very beautiful, and special If you want your reason for Miss Universe, it´s all about money. Trust me either Miss Universe and Miss World got nothing to do with beauty. It´s just another bussines, that´s all. Why do you think that american contestant will ALWAYS be in the top 10?? Ask Mr. Tramp. And put down those glasses you´re wearing, or rather...put them ON. OH WHATS THIS !!!! HO HO HO.... I AGREE WITH YOU, TRULY, YEAH !!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ERR...THING IN AMERICA. (MAYBE ITS BECAUSE OF THEIR BOOBS HELL YEAH). I'D RATHER SMALL BOOBS, OR... NOTHING !! I MEAN... ITS VERY STUPID WHEN PPL THINK THAT BOOBS ARE ATTRACTIVE, THERE R LOADS OF OTHER THINGS LIKE...NAILS, TOES... OR KNEES.. RIGHT ??!!! MAKE-UP ?? OMG THAT IS SOOO FAKE. WE HAVE TO USE OUR NATURAL BEAUTY LIKE ALL OF THE MODELS IN THE WORLD DO. THEY NEVER USE MAKE-UP SEE ?? AND WE CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE THAT ONLY AMERICAN WOMEN DO PLASTIC SURGERY, YEAH !!! IN OTHER COUNTRIES, THEY DONT DO THAT, THEY JUST GO TO AMERICA TO DO THAT, OH SHAME ON US AMERICAN !!! "AMERICAN WOMEN ARE THE UGLIEST WOMEN ON EARTH". WOW, THAT IS SOOO TRUE, LOOK AT ANGELINA OR TYRA BANKS, I'VE NEVER HEARD AN ANIMAL SAY THAT THEY'R PRETTY, PSHH.... NO REAL AMERICAN UNTIL YOUR AMERICAN INDIAN ?? OH YEAH, I'VE STUDIED ABOUT THIS. EVEN WHEN YOU WERE BORN IN AMERICA OR YOU'R HALF INDIAN, HALF BRITISH... YOU'R STILL CONSIDERED A JAPANESE, NOT A REAL AMERICAN !!! HOW HARSH.... IM AGAINST THE FORMULA "BLONDE-BOOBS-BLONDE" TOO. I THINK THE TRUE BEAUTY SHOULD BE SOMEHOW RELATED TO A BEAUTIFUL MAN. MISS UNIVERSE AND MISS WORLD AINT ABOUT THE BEAUTY ?? TRUST ME, THEY'R NOT ABOUT ANIMAL CONTROL OR BIN LADEN'S TOILET EITHER... THEYR SUX !!! I THINK PPL AROUND THE WORLD SHOULD STOP WATCHING AMERICA'S SHOWS OR MOVIES AND ALL OF THE MODELS SHOULD STOP MOVING TO US SINCE ITS SUCH A BAD COUNTRY WITH UGLY ANGELINA AND JESSICA ALBA AND ALL... OR I THINK WE JUST OUTSMART YOU !!!!!

:evil: :evil: DUDE !!!!

Keep this thread alive, folks. Dont let it flow !!!! And your welcome Mbinebri. :evil:

What the heck is Marisa Miller doin down here ??? She should be wayyyyy up there. She's obviously the hottest thing goin.......

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Very creative thread. Well, here r mine. OK, its hard to see my changes because...well, its hard. BEFORE AFTER When i was younger , i have no idea what a tooth brush looked like so you can obviously see my glittering teeth, even from behind (thanks for the smell). I used to think dishwashing soap and shampoo are the same because they all create bubles. Now that i know better, i dont use dishwashing soap for my hair anymore, well, actually i dont use any of them for my hair anymore. I also always watch what I eat too. I diet. I only eat french fries and hamburgers, my doctor doesnt allow a disorder of eating. Well, that's pretty much it. How about you ?? Can't wait to see yours !! *munches popcorn*

Anytime Demi Moore, how about....