The Joker

I'll get bruises on my face if i play volleyball.

I think it only happens in the small areas where the poors are 'voiceless' to the government. Sadly, when is this going to end ?!!

You all are welcome.

Heidi Klum is out of her Mind]

In preparation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on December 4, Heidi Klum made this video which, um, I don't even know. Is this supposed to make me want to buy lingerie? Because it doesn't. It makes me want to club Heidi Klum over the head and run for my life. She seems like a pretty enough girl, but I'd rather listen to the sound of a gun going off in my face than to her speak for twenty minutes.

Yes, i've watched that intellectually limited video and my comment is : bull

Even so i'll still not put you in the cell of 30 fat old stinky-armpit women, son.

Actually.... On second thought, why shouldn't I ?!!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22808222-23109,00.html

this has happened before ...

For heaven's sake, WHAT.THE.F*CK ?!!!

F*cking moron officer. I wanna eat his eyeballs.

As if there's not enough crap....

Joker + Holly = Bitches united!!!!

Joker likes Hannah Montana. Is it true Heather Locklear's her mom ?

There's a little star in her right ankle, a bamboo(yeah?) on her right wrist and a dragonfly on her left.

But you're a bitch, mbinebri.

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I suddently miss Naomi for Victoria's Secret this year!! I wonder what she has been doing lately ?!!

--somewhere across the nation--

See, Spinnacer ?!! I just killed Penny by my eyelid.

^ It looks so dirty in slow motion.

And here is your reward Sam.

Sorry i have corrupted you. My bad!!

I mean your tool. But nevermind.

Uh uh. I think it's from a Brazillian Magazine.

And you'd better be careful, TBK. It's too hot for your toy.

You mean Joker should PM someone before they PM Joker first ?!!

Haha, no, i'm pretty sure it's her. I got it from Matty's myspace. Tough huh ?!! I just don't care you know...

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And someone'd better do this for the good of humanity. Thanks to Henrique.

Bored part II.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

I quoted you 11 minutes later. (OMG, which means you should edit your post.)

Apology unaccepted.

^ It could be her (or not). I found her my space too but it was set on private. Meeh...

Let's see it.

^ That's right, and remember to also pull that pin out of the grenade, Penny.

^ Blasphemy.

have someone an idea where i can download the whole show?

thanks in advance

I have such a brilliant idea right here, but shhhh..... This is between us ok ?!!

Read the post above you.