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    Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Each has their own powerful strength. Predators are dangerous in quick attacks, spreading acid and being ugly. Aliens are well-equipped, own a long lasting power and the ability to burn everything with their laser gun . Heidi Klum is scary for being herself.

    It's the ultimate battle among the creepiest creatures in the universe. No one is prior to the other in power. Is Alien's laser gun strong enough to shut Heidi up ?!! Can predator's sneaky attacks beat Alien ?!! Will Heidi's multiple apprearance give predator any dizzy ?!! By voting in this ultimate poll, you are the one to decide. Don't forget to tell me why.

    GO!!!!!!

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    Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)

    in 2007

    Posted

    No introduction needed. Heidi Klum, somebody needs to burry her alive. Note that it would take a few rounds to capture that high pitch-voice ***** and you might have to re-burry her again and again as she has been multiplied to thousands of copies by Edward Razek (VS chief). She's everywhere. I saw her at the beginning of the show when she just woke up. I saw her on stage cursing in German with Seal (or was she singing ?!!). I saw her pretending to be a retarded newbie at the contest where the judges were having a tea party (or something like that). God dammit, even when the camera cut to Miranda i still saw Heidi in the back talking to someone. And as if she hadn't f*ck me enough, there we go "Santa baby, i've really been....". F*CK!!! I even heard she'll star in the new movie : MATRIX - BITCHES RELOADED. We're doomed!!!!

    The music sucks hairy ass. If i had known what kind of music they'd play, i would have recorded my boyfriend's armpit farting and sent it to them. At least it helps the audience realize what they're listening to. Well, after all, this is my fault so my apology, everyone.

    Adriana Lima. I thought i was done with her long time ago since she looked quite tamed recently, but NO. I was wrong. She only pretended to be tamed to store her ridiculous-gesture-power little by little, and when i wasn't looking, she loaded it all at once into my face. I was fully hurted by that "hey my boobs are in heart-shape" gesture. Sorry Adriana, your heart-shape boobies aren't unique, mine are in compass shape. If we have a boob-to-boob fight, i'll win.

    And sh*t, i'm late for my badminton class.

    I'm not done. :mellow: .Tomorrow. :kiss:

    AnaBBFan, do you really care what people think of your comments? If you get in trouble for what you've said I'll be the first to come to your aid, this is after all a public forum and people have the right to express what they wish as long as it doesn't turn into a personal attack upon other members/mods/admins.

    A+

    OH! I almost forgot. Did anyone notice that Selita did not behave act like a dumbass on the runway?! She actually did pretty good, for not being the best of the bunch (far from it actually). The fact that she's calmed down and stopped doing a 100 mini poses at the end of the catwalk helped a lot IMO.

    That's because Heidi stole her thunder. Nobody cared about her multi-million dollar bra but Heidi's bullshit snowflake outfit was another bullshit story.

    Actually I'm asking, not attacking, big difference dahlin.

    Sounded to me like you were attacking me. Although I didn't realize that it seemed like I was attacking by just a comment. Didn't intend to offend anyone, so I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

    HAHA, lima fans are actually getting better recently, PrettyPhile. (unless they're storing up their power and .... :mellow: )

    I think Shasta is on the bright side.

    these files arent burnable for me <_<

    Did you try all types of gas ?!! I only trust Shell and it's only $3.24/gallon. :heart:

    The Ultimate VS Supermodel

    in Bellazon Competitions

    Posted

    Jokers boxing record against VivaLaLima:

    Wins: 1

    Loses: 0

    Knockouts: 1

    As usual, Kazper. :sleep:

    It seems like in every competition that I vote in ( Best of Bellazon, Ultimate SI model and Ultimate Vs Supremodel) people are bitching about the voting. It's insane. People can vote for any model they want to as long as they are following the voting rules who gives a f**k. It's just a competition stop taking it so seriously. ok thats my rant I'm done now.

    You're right. I'd like to vote for Gisele in this Deana vs Leatitia competition, please. :heart:

    everyone can vote for any model

    If you don't vote by the rules of the competition, then don't vote at all. :whistle:

    Ok so if she doesnt vote for Marisa she is not following the rules ???

    If she thinks that Inguna represents better VS than Marisa she has her reasons...

    You got it ?????

    GOOD !!!!!!!!! (Y)

    AH MI DIOS!!!! Yo me olvidé, yo me olvidé, yo!!!! :chicken: Muh baaad, muh baaaad.

    Andreina : 2

    Mbinebri : 2.

    Oh Jesus, I give up on you, Lupe.

    Ding!!! mbinebri.

    CONGRATULATION, Lupe. You just won in my "biggest asshole" competition. :kiss:

    --------

    Sorry Moiselles. : P

    Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)

    in 2007

    Posted

    I was cursing the whole show.

    Will post my review tomorrow. BEWARE!!!

    Uh oh.
    lmao. looking forward to your post :D
    I cannot wait for this haha

    Hi. As promised, i'm here again to do the dirty job i mentioned above.

    No introduction needed. Heidi Klum, somebody needs to burry her alive. Note that it would take a few rounds to capture that high pitch-voice ***** and you might have to re-burry her again and again as she has been multiplied to thousands of copies by Edward Razek (VS chief). She's everywhere. I saw her at the beginning of the show when she just woke up. I saw her on stage cursing in German with Seal (or was she singing ?!!). I saw her pretending to be a retarded newbie at the contest where the judges were having a tea party (or something like that). God dammit, even when the camera cut to Miranda i still saw Heidi in the back talking to someone. And as if she hadn't f*ck me enough, there we go "Santa baby, i've really been....". F*CK!!! I even heard she'll star in the new movie : MATRIX - BITCHES RELOADED. We're doomed!!!!

    The music sucks hairy ass. If i had known what kind of music they played, i would have recorded my boyfriend's armpit farting and sent it to them. At least it helps the audience realize what are they listening to. Well, after all, this is my fault so my apology, everyone.

    Adriana Lima. I thought i was done with her long time ago since she looked quite tamed recently, but NO. I was wrong. She only pretended to be tamed to store her ridiculous-gesture-power little by little, and when i wasn't looking, she loaded it all at once into my face. I was fully hurted by that "hey my boobs are in heart-shape" gesture. Sorry Adriana, your heart-shape boobies aren't unique, mine are in compass shape. If we have a boob-to-boob fight, i'll win.

    And sh*t, i'm late for my badminton class.

    The Ultimate VS Supermodel

    in Bellazon Competitions

    Posted

    If you hadn't noticed, this competition is about voting for the ultimate VS model, not which model you like best. If she thinks Inguna represents VS better, that's fine, but her post clearly showed she didn't vote based on the concept of the competition.

    DING!!! OOOooh, back at ya, Andreina.

    Mbinebri : 1

    Andreina : 1

    Round 2. Andreina ?!!

    Fan Talk

    in Gisele Bundchen

    Posted

    I don't feel like voting anymore and take my advice, fellas, don't vote. People would only vote for their favorites no matter what the competition was. At the end, it's the battle of who gets the most fans. And we all know who she is.

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