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The Joker

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  1. I havent been on here for a while and the format got changed somehow. Is there a way to search for all the posts you've made? I tried, in my profile page, but it only shows a few.

    Or better yet, if you can help directly instead, i'm looking for a smiley/emoticon (not from bellazon) that kinda paper-fanning himself. Anyone knows? Ugh i wish i have it now my manager would be so happy....darn!!!

  2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.

    Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

    And that, my children, was how 7-Up invented.

  3. Yea... my niece, who is 8 and has no knowledge about computer technology whatsoever, loves Justin Bieber so much she learnt how to search for his videos on youtube before learning how to iron my clothes. I can't believe it!

    He's exactly the type we made fun of in highschool. Pshh...

  4. ^ HA! Sounds boring like you have been through.

    I have found you, joker!!!!

    But can you keep me? Tee hee...

    I'm on and off at will, sweet heart. My corporate paid everyone in our Finance Department to take this "fabulous" CTP class so I need something to kill time when im in that class (fb only does half). It turns out I'm here more often than i thought. Hee Hee!

  5. ^ Oh yeaa...yeaa... minus the whiskers and that was me. All swollen. I'm currently under invisalign treatment (had braces before but i skipped wearing reatainers and the wisdoms erupted so they moved my teeth once again). It irritated the area. I had infection, almost gotten a root canal. So, i had all 4 of them removed at the same time. Terrifying. Huurrrr....


  6. Damn you, bitches!!!! What's the purpose of this thread huh?! STAY ON THE TOPIC!!!!! :persuazn:

    So, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted last month. Oh my God, I couldn't eat for 3 weeks.

  7. alright so, i'm looking for beachy photoshoots. tropical, boho, salty, sandy, and sexy! not limited to swimsuit shoots -- i'm looking for the best of bright and beachy campaigns that make you think summer. i'm not sure if this is the right place for a shoot request, but even still, please link me to all your beachy faves! And preferably under age babes. Would also be very thankful to have your FB, home address, phone # and the best time attackable, i mean reachable.


  8. New boobs, huh? :| :shifty:

    Yah. I add another 2. Now, I HAVE 4!!! :woot:


    Hey Joker-woker post-11703-0-1446426982-64519_thumb.gif!!!

    I've never posted with you but impressed by your posts and sense of humor :D
    I can't wait for your comments about VSFS 2009 :shifty: :laugh:
    I always enjoyed reading your posts The Joker :laugh: Anyway can't wait for the show. Especially with what Behati is filming. Should be cute! Oh, and should of been more clear. I meant what Layla said at the end lol.

    Duuuudes. I totally forgot about the show. When is it aired?! I did a little search and found out their major angels are gone. See, Gisele and Tyra were long gone. Victoria's Secret forbid walking cane on runway so grandma Heidi Klum is probably not gonna be there. The evil bitch, no, Adriana the goddess is having a baby. And due to a budget cut in this economy, Selita and Karolina are sent backstage to help with the light and sound crew. That literally makes me wanna cry.

  9. All hail the thanksgiving break. School and work have been crazy for me. Graduating in Spring. Can't wait. Soon, i'll have a boooy friend, oh ho ho ho. HEHEHE... of course not. Boys should be looking for me, duh! :shifty:

    How are you guys, mbibrine, yours forever, pink ... ? Are those guys still posting here ? but who cares, this is about me. ho ho ho...sorry guys. i've turned into a very, no, a more self-centered person. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Can't change the way i am! :whistle:

    I normally dont post picture but am just free from braces, plus those ho(s) in the picture thread irritates moi. Gotta put them to shame. teeheee...

    Happy thanksgiving and if i don't remember this thread, merry christmas!!!

    New face - the braces, new make-up, new hair - Victoria inspired, new boobs (thanks mom) :p





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