TheBaronOfFratton

[Doutzen Kroes says:] Doutzen pregnant. Need to sit. Doutzen is on seafood diet... Doutzen see food, Doutzen eat it.

[Adriana Lima says:] As you can no doubt tell, recent lessons with an accommodating 'Baron' during my maternity leave has left an indelible impression on my vocabulary. I would, naturally, impart my new found wisdom upon Alessandra if were not for recent "unforseen" events.

[Chanel Iman says:] OMFG! Sistah?!! You better believe it's appropriate. You tie that motherf@*king shirt under your motherf@*king abs and WORK IT! Don't listen to those haters biatch. They're all kinds of jealous of these babies... And you can sure call me Cha, gurl!

@Derek Lam!

^ You never do know - but she's got a showcard for London (from Storm):

[Adriana Lima says:] Candice Swanepoel has been escorted off of the premises...

[Chanel Iman says:] Im'a damn well gonna answer this - as that big old bitch jumped in on my question. No - I'm gonna be it. Bitches love my abs, and when I'm pregnant they be looking FIIIIIINE. Believe it.

[Adriana Lima says:] Gosh. I've just been so busy of late, attending galas, hosting club meetings and looking out for our senior members (why just this week I delivered some meals and gave a sponge bath to dear old Ms. Klum) that I must have forgotten to have my hair done. But, you're right miss sunshine, one must attend to oneself adequately too - and in this line of work it will simply not do to be lax in this department...

[Doutzen Kroes says:] CHEESEBURGERS! MMMMMMM...

[Doutzen Kroes says:] WANT! MMMMMMM...

[Adriana Lima says:] The other ladies have insisted that I answer this on behalf of all of us. Honestly, it's not in my nature to behave in such a way - but they were adamant... But being the senior member brings with it such responsibilities. And it is burden I solemnly accept. You may well have read, in the society papers, that I was unable to attend last year's fashion show - on the account of a troublesome baby-related incident. It seems to have created rather a hoo-ha, even though I made sure everything would run perfectly well without me. How sweetly peculiar some members of the general public are... Anyway, because of such events, the Rt.Hon Edward Razek has sent a decree out to the masses that I should open this year's show.

[Adriana Lima says:] Heavens no! My daughter shall be attending an exclusive establishment to teach the proper manners and decorum to young ladies, and at 18, a Swiss finishing school... Perhaps after such a rigorous education she will better know how to enter and exit a car in mass-appeal lingerie, and the appropriate manner at photoshoots. Such things do not just happen you know? And I wish for her to have every tool at her disposal. At the moment her posture is simply appalling!

[Doutzen Kroes says:] Miranda who? ME PREGNANT! DOUTZEN! No collection. Need rest. (And food.)

[Chanel Iman says:] F@^k off Candice! Geez... Can't go five f*&king minutes without her... What the f$@k? This year, I'm busting some f@*king heads to get me some goddamn wings. Anybody stand in my way? Gonna f@*ing pay...

[Candice Swanepoel says:] Like HI . Sorry I'm late guys. My invite must have gotten lost? RIGHT? Hey, don't look under the desk because, like, my skirt is totally short and you might see my new Victoria's Secret Incredible™ panty. It's SOOOO comfortable!!! Don't look! Cheeky! The Bra? ME ME ME ME ME!!! [Adriana Lima says:] ^We are not at liberty to discuss that, dear. Run along...

Woo-Hoo, back on the runway! At Z Spoke:

(Blurb and photo source: Modelinia)

[Doutzen Kroes says:] JUST GIVE ME CAKE! AND PIZZA. DOUTZEN WANT PIZZA.

[Chanel Iman says:] Not me! I've got a kick-ass midriff and no baby's gonna f*@k with that shit. Do you want to see it? Here - let me tie my shirt up to expose it. I know everybody loves that... I'm not allowed to talk about Alessandra. (Psst... Tweet me at 'itsmechaneliman' later, and I'll spill. It'll totally blow your damn mind.)

^ Lord only knows what that was about - but she was adorable! (And how tiny must that other guy be to have Yukōrin tower over him like that?!!)

[Doutzen Kroes says:] Hey - I'm the pregnant one. Let's talk about ME! (I WANT CAKE!) [Chanel Iman says:] Yeah. Screw F*%@ing Candice.

[Adriana Lima says:] I've always maintained that one should be a maid in the living room, a chef in the kitchen, and whore in the bedroom. And with Marko's big, dirty, ungainly feet, and ravenous appetite - I certainly have my work cut out with the former two. Sometimes I think people presume the life of a VS "Angel" is all glamour - but I muck in girls! As for the bedroom, whilst I'm rather adamant that such talk has no place on the internet - I realise that this weekend is a special occasion... I don't usually like to talk about it, but those 'adorable lil faces' you talk of are involuntary muscle-spasms that have affected me since birth. Infact I'm rather embarrassed by them, since you brought them up. So yes, they do happen in the bedroom too - but as you can see from my ethos, in there they happen to work rather well!

[Adriana Lima says:] Michael*, how exceedingly kind of you to start this nonsense off. And what a pertinent question. One in which I was only discussing yesterday over high-tea with my companions at the bridge-club... I believe the correct answer is #8 - the Weird Kind Of Upside Down Adriana Thing. Of course, it couldn't be #4 because that IS me. The others are ridiculous flights-of-fancy. But how we laughed. It was almost unseemly. [Doutzen Kroes says:] I'M HUNGRY...

Thank you for the twitter pics, li'l v! Very eager to see the complete Fratelli Rossetti campaign...

OK, then - the girls are settled in and ready (kind of...)! ASK AWAY!