Stormbringerism: Eating disorder characterized by the utilization of rare beef as the exclusive source of food. Stormbringers (i.e. people suffering the condition) will refuse to eat anything else and will experience a gradual degradation of their mental function due to the lack of nutrients present only in plant based foods. The severity of the symptoms vary ........ on extreme occasions Stormbringers are incapable of understanding simple things like Barbara Palvin is looking better than Vita Sidorkina and Candice Swanepoel is hotter than Alesandra Ambrosio.