Yes

 

Do you hunt your own meat? 

No

 

Do you?

No .... but I climb trees for my fruit

 

Do you enjoy huge quantities of food? 

Obviously.

 

Do you like the rain?

Yes

 

Do you like checking out butts? 

Yes

 

Do you?

Of course ..... all psychologically healthy people like to check out butts  

 

Do you spend more time in the gym checking butts than lifting?

 

No... they aren't that many pretty girls at the gym.

 

Do you wear all leather when you ride?

No ... I usually wear regular clothes for daily transportation

 

Do you use deloading phases in your training? 

No... because Arnold said so!

 

Do you count calories?

Never.

 

Do you?

No

 

Do you act without thinking?

Yes .... that's my very favorite

 

 

Do you like cold cuts? 

^

 

Yes

 

Do you do it yourself (DIY) or pay someone else?

depends on the doability .... I DIY if I can

 

Do you cook in advance for many days? 

Yes

 

Do you like spicy (hot) food?

Yes

 

Do you use your smart phone like a maniac?

Yes

 

Do you text while driving?

some times  

 

Do you swear on heavy traffic? 

Fuck yes!

 

Do you wish you can run idiots off the road?