no I'm hungry

are you tired?

yes very much

are you very happy?

yes

are you going to bed soon?

no

are you going to do homework?

nope!

Are you ever going to get bored of me?

no!!

are you drunk?

no

are you a America's Next Top Model fan?

not really

are you a music enthusiast?

oh yeah!

are you a cat lover?

no, i like dogs!

are you?

yes

are you a Tom Welling lover?

yes

are you a Justice League Fan?

no

are you thinking about traveling?

yes

are u?

yes!

Are you harboring same sex tendencies?

in plain english

are you?

no, I'm strait!

Are you?

Of course

are you sad or confused?

no

are you typing as fast as you can?

a little

are you stinky?