That's a question everybody answers with a yes

 

are you a fast chatter?

Yes

 

Are you a good friend?

to a couple of people yes

 

are you a vampire pretending to be a human?

I'm not telling you  

 

Are you a Zombie Queen?

 

No

 

Are you an overkill?

Yes  

 

Are you a music addict?  

yes

 

are you a miracle?

 

Maybe  

 

 

Are you procrastinating something?  

Yes

 

Are you reading my mind?

Yes  

 

Are you indecisive?  

sometimes 

 

are you planning to learn another instrument?

 

 

Not planning, but I'd like to  

 

Are you planning to buy an instrument?

 

 

No

 

are you planning to beat your stupid neighbor?

No  

 

Are you?  

No ....I'll knock him down with girly tricks

 

are you having a steak? ......... again?

No!  

 

Are you implying something with the above?  

No

 

are you having a pizza?

 

 

 

No!  

 

Are you waking up early tomorrow?  

yes

 

are you collecting stamps?

No 

 

Are you?