Yes

Are you level headed?

No, the little bubble in the level always says i'm not

Are you snow white?

No

Are you someone who enjoys skiing?

Never been, nor do i really wanna.

Are you an animal lover?

Yes

Are you loyal to loved ones?

Very.

Are you?

Yes...until they hurt me.Then I crush them. [borat quote]

Are you a lover of gangster films?

I LOVE BORAT!!!!!!!

And yes, i love gangster films.

Are you?

Yes!My favorite movies are mob movies.

Are you having a snack?

About to crap a small something.

Are you heading to bed soon?

Yes

Are you gonna be busy tomorrow?

No

Are you?

Yes

Are you a healthy eater?

No

Are you busy?

No-not now

Are you going out tonight?

No

Are you ugly?

No

Are you?

I think so...

Are you happy with your life?

No

Are you pretty?