The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions

[Sarah.Adams]

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

 

Aaaah you're thinking!  

But thinking wrongly 

 

 

 

Read the topic title. It says "hilarious definitions" ......... it doesn't say "logical definitions can make perfect sense"  

 

   

 

[Stormbringer]

Just now, SuperG.Girl said:

Read the topic title. It says "hilarious definitions" ......... it doesn't say "logical definitions can make perfect sense"  

 

I'm aware of the title  

 

 

Still you had to think

[Sarah.Adams]

7 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

 

 

[Stormbringer]

Liar: A person who fails to tell the truth and will speak falsehoods as soon as the circumstances allow it. BZ competitions are a fertile land for this species, who will often claim false or imagined acts of "treason".

The members of the species can be divided into 3 categories:

1. Liar

2. Filthy Liar

3.  Filthiest of the Filthy Liars

 

They can also be seen posting strange and false definitions on this very thread concerning topics such as vegans, a "Trinity" and bigamy among others.

 

@SuperG.Girl is a perfect example of the third an more severe category. At the same time, and since both are related, she will fall into the "Filthiest of the Filthy Traitors" subespecies 

 

 

   

[Sarah.Adams]

2 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

@SuperG.Girl is a perfect example of the third an more severe category. At the same time, and since both are related, she will fall into the "Filthiest of the Filthy Traitors" subespecies 

 

 

   

 

   

[Sarah.Adams]

Salmon: The name of a fish which is considered a delicacy in many places. It can be prepared numerous ways ...... when filleted and grilled correctly it looks like this:

 

 

 

 

@Stormbringer   

[Stormbringer]

 

The salmon I had the other day looked different  

 

And now I'm hungry.

Your fault @SuperG.Girl   

[Stormbringer]

Wheel: Circumference shaped object that spins on an axis placed on it's center and it's used to increase the efficiency on ground transport. Wheeled vehicles will then move faster and will use the energy more efficiently on a plain surface than those without this element.

 

These vehicles include those such as cars, motorcycles and (the evidently superior to all) bicycle, among others.

 

@SuperG.Girl however supports the hypothesis that by taking off the wheels from a wheeled vehicle (namely a bicycle) this will, somehow, be able to go faster.

 

 

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

2 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

@SuperG.Girl however supports the hypothesis that by taking off the wheels from a wheeled vehicle (namely a bicycle) this will, somehow, be able to go faster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

Politician: somebody who pretends he has the authority, knowledge and expertise to give measured and informed opinions about subjects which are far outside his field.

 

@Stormbringer  

 

[Stormbringer]

2 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

@Stormbringer  

 

 

What do I have to do with this???  

 

[Sarah.Adams]

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

What do I have to do with this???  

lemme think  ...................... nothing 

 

   

    

[Stormbringer]

Just now, SuperG.Girl said:

lemme think  ...................... nothing 

 

 

I made you think

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

Just now, Stormbringer said:

I made you think

 

[Sarah.Adams]

exception:  when a generally accepted rule does not apply then we have an exception. 

 

For example:

 

General rule: men are physically stronger than women 

 

Exception: SuperG.Girl is way stronger than @Stormbringer and she can easily kick his butt  

 

@Stormbringer

 

 

[Stormbringer]

2 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

exception:  when a generally accepted rule does not apply then we have an exception. 

 

For example:

 

General rule: men are physically stronger than women 

 

Exception: SuperG.Girl is way stronger than @Stormbringer and she can easily kick his butt  

 

@Stormbringer

 

 

 

You filthy liar  

 

[Stormbringer]

Proof: Something, be it information, statistics, etc. used to back up a claim or hypothesis.

 

For example: @SuperG.Girl's last definition has no proof whatsoever to support it.

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

15 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

For example: @SuperG.Girl's last definition has no proof whatsoever to support it.

 

 

because she's not interested to kick your butt ...... thus proving by example

 

[Stormbringer]

7 hours ago, SuperG.Girl said:

because she's not interested to kick your butt ...... thus proving by example

 

 

Because she's the Queen of lame excuses 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

16 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

 

Because she's the Queen of lame excuses