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top 10 ways to "misplace" Kiki's cat:

knocking it off the balcony

flushing it down the toilet

a grabage disposal malfunction

spontaneous combustion

confusing cat food with rat poison

getting a HUGE dog that is hungry

Feline Cannonball

stuffed and mounted

having a knife malfunction

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top ten celebs i like making gifs of

adriana lima-imagine that

dita von teese for sweet_lu

behati prinsloo for baron, he's her biggest fan

viggo M-when he does new stuff

diego miguel when new stuff comes out

anything victoria secret

kate upton for Twinkle

Megan fox or L Casta for Kiki

SOA for cop and all that like them

douzten Kroes for VS Kat

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10 reasons Kirk is better than Picard

10. Kirk never once, ever,wore a wiener wrapping Speedo banana hammock on

shore leave.

9. Kirk never gets his command codes locked out by some pimply acting

ensign.

8. Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.

7. When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he MEANS it.

6. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick

5. Picard's crew would never ever think of him as a sexual object.

4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even

impressed.

3. Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.

2. Kirk would never let his Chief of Security wear a ponytail.

1. One Word: Balls.

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Top 10 Reasons Batman is Better than Superman

#10Batman has no superpowers whatsoever and still manages to get the job done.

#9 Batman is a world-renowned detective. Superman can barely solve the daily crossword puzzle.

#8 Batman has the Batcave, the Batmobile, a sidekick (the boy wonder!), a butler, and a whole arsenal of cool gadgets. Superman has Jimmy Olsen and some lame hideout in the frozen tundra.

#7 Batman is not limited by the rule of law and uses fear as a weapon. Superman is a boyscout.

#6 Batman has a credible disguise. Superman has a pair of glasses.

#5 Bruce Wayne: billionaire playboy. Clark Kent: nerd.

#4Batman wears a cool black and gray costume. Superman looks like someone vomited rainbow all over him.

#3Batman has all kinds of superhot female baddies like Catwoman and Poison Ivy practically begging to rip off his cowl and hop in the sack. Superman has Lois Lane, sure, but it took him how many decades to score? And he had to marry her first!

#2 Batman has a better theme song. Who can hum the Superman theme?

#1 Batman isn't allergic to a rock.

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Top 10 Reasons Spock is better than Data

#10Spock can play a musical instrument without having to install a

software upgrade.#9 Spock never dressed like Friar Tuck.

#8 Spock doesn't have an evil twin brother.

#7 Spock risked the death sentence to get a blonde chick for his

paraplegic former captain.#6 Three words: Vulcan nerve pinch.

#5 You can't say, "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" to Data.

#4 Spock once made a phaser out of a sub-dermal implant and a bed frame.

#3 Spock refused to be in Star Trek: Generations.

#2Spock crossed the Great Barrier of the galaxy, met God, and didn't even raise an eyebrow.

#1Spock doesn't have an off-switch.

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top ten movie qoutes

DO you belive in destiny - dracula

Kneel before Zod son of jorel superman 2

frankly my dear i dont give a damn gone with the wind

fiddly dee dee, war war war gone with the wind

I love you, I KNOW empire strikes back

can you get this walking carpet out of my way star wars a new hope

you could use a good kiss empire strikes back

Bond, James Bond

"After all, tomorrow is another day!" gone with the wind

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" wizard of Oz

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my top ten movie quotes:

badges? we don't need no stinkin badges.

not a good day to be a bad guy (the crow)

Nuns, no sense of humor (highlander)

what we have here is failure to communicate

go ahead. make my day

i'm Batman

genral Zod does not take orders. he gives them

but why is the rum gone? (pirates of the Carribean)

frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn

KAHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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