No

 

have you ever had a blind date?

 

Yes

 

Have you?

No

 

Have you been picked up?

Nope

 

Have you ever brought a date home with you?

I'm not telling you  

 

have you ever met a girl crazier than I?

Yes

 

Have you ever had an alcoholic beverage?

yes

 

Have you ever lied and caught at that very moment?

Yes

 

Have you?

Yes

 

have you ever had an erection while jogging?

 

 

 

Yes... girls in yoga pants.

 

Have you ever been to a magic show?

I believed that wasn't possible

 

No

 

Have you ever completely forgot something you rehearsed a zillion times?

It is.

 

Yes... many times.

 

Have you ever eaten bone marrow?

Yes ... I have zero issues with offal

 

have you ever kept running because of a girl in yoga pants?

Yes

 

Have you ever stared at butts at the gym?

All butts ... regardless sex are checked and booked

 

Have you ever had a body part fetish?

 

No.

 

Have you?

No

 

have you ever tried Alexander technique?

No

 

Have you ever made a fire?

with primitive means .... no

 

Have you ever met a toddler asking questions you were unable to answer?

Yes

 

Have you ever shaved your hair off?