No. lol. Call me. Sike.

Ever been caught in a lie?

I've never lied before

ever thought you caught someone in a lie but were wrong?

No. I'm always right.

Ever cheated on a girlfriend?

never

ever posted in this thread 100 times in one minute?

no lol

have you ever double dipped

Not yet.

Ever played Candyland?

yes

ever really played candyland?

yes

ever really played candyland?

I'm not going near that with a three-inch candycane

ever fallen asleep while posting in this thread?

I'm about to.

Ever fallen asleep in class?

no, but I just might

ever realize you just passed 3000 posts

I'm not there yet

Ever hated a song, then fell in love with it? What was it?

no if i hate a song no way im going to listen to it again

have you ever blamed it on the dog

yes. "Je m'appelle Lolita"

edit: I like to blame everything on the bitches

ever not had anything else to say in here, so you decided to call it a night?

no!

Ever held a baby animal:?

a cat

ever decided to give up before it was over?

yes. relationships. lol

ever ate at IHOP?

yes

ever ate at bob evans

no.

ever ate at a buffett?

sure

ever ate the peanuts in a bar