No

Have you ever been a contestant in a beauty pageant ?

Yes

Have you ever said, "OH!" like you get something, when you really don't?

All the time. Half my school work makes no sense what-so-ever to me.

Have you ever been to Fiji?

No I wish!

Have you ever gotten a tattoo?

Nope.

Have you ever spent a whole day in your pajamas?

No

Have you ever been a waiter/waitress ?

Nope.

Have you ever been fired from your job?

No, the mother of the kid I was supposed to babysit just never called again

Have you ever helped a cat get out of a tree?

Did the cat deserve it? <_<

Ever been in a petting zoo?

Yes

Have you ever been to a safari ?

No

Have you ever been on a cruise?

Nope.

Have you ever been to Canada?

Yes

Have you ever been to Mexico

Nope.

Have you ever been to Brazil?

Nope

Have you ever been to England?

Yes.

Have you ever been to Afghanistan?

Yes

Have you been to Egypt?

No, but I want to go.

Have you ever held a real gun in your hand?

Yes (Former Army)

Have you ever fired a real weapon?

...Only in video games

Have you ever touched a dolphin?