Ok, that was one time! I thought no one was looking?

Ever been in a close encounter with big foot?

..I stalk you.

I made him pregnant

Have you ever been in a warzone?

Thank god, I haven't been.

Have you ever been in the middle of a very dangerous situation?

Hmm, well .. It couldve been very dangerous. It wasnt yet.

Have you ever saved a kitten out of a tree?

No, but, I may have placed one up there...

Ever found a stray pet and brought it home?

No, but I brought it to the owner... See, Im a good kid

Have you ever dated someone twice your age?

Nope. Pretty much the only people I know who are twice my age are my mom's friends. That would be awkward...

Ever dated someone twice younger your age?

No

Have you ever ''stolen'' someone's boyfriend?

Well, not her boyfriend, but she did really like him. Hey, what can I say? I can't help it who likes me.

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?

Never had one

Have you ever sat on a horse?

Yeah. Then I cried until my mom took me off and never went on again.

Ever swam with the dolphins?

Nope

Have you ever been on safari?

Does the one at Disney world count? Then, no.

Ever fed a giraffe before?

No

Ever fed a horse?

Nope. I've had bad experiences with a horse?

oh right.

Have you ever received any counseling to help you with that?

hmmmm ^ i wanna answer the next onee butt... that was directed at someone else im guessing... but uhm,no anyways.

Have you ever been biten by a dog?

Yeah! In the face! And I had to get stitches! That dog was next on my hit list after that.

Ever been ignored by a cat?

Yea, it was painful. Not.

Have you ever fought with someone in front of your parents?

Nah. And if so, the would always support me.

Have you ever made out with someone in front of your parents?