KingSupra Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 so where were we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 how could woodchuck chuck wood if it didn't know how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "If Cain and Abel were Adam's only sons, then how did they have children? Did they make it with their mummy or with each other?"-Rod and Todd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "If Cain and Abel were Adam's only sons, then how did they have children? Did they make it with their mummy or with each other?"-Rod and Todd<{POST_SNAPBACK}>After Cain and Abel, Adam and Eve had many other sons and daughters.So, Cain must have married his sister!In those days, God doesn't mind incest. In fact, Adam and Eve 's relationship is almost like that.Eve was created from Adam's ribs, that means she has identical DNA as Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>17---Eric Cartman as AWESOMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Murray Banks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 After Cain and Abel, Adam and Eve had many other sons and daughters.So, Cain must have married his sister! In those days, God doesn't mind incest. In fact, Adam and Eve 's relationship is almost like that. Eve was created from Adam's ribs, that means she has identical DNA as Adam. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you being serious? I'm not religious so I have no idea if you're joking or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Yes, I am serious.I am not religious, but I have read bits and pieces of the Bible and that's a possible logical solution to the problem, if you believe the Bible is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 well my christian friend said something about Abel or Cain marrying another woman, who is (vaguely) referred to in the bible or something.or that's the weak excuse they're putting up.Apparently, it is unclear whether or not she came from the same bloodline as Adam.BUT, don't Christians maintain that Adam and Eve were the first and only humans created by God? If not, then who created this mysterious woman?I admit that I haven't read up on this much so there's a fair chance I misrepresented the argument, but there are many questions that remain unanswered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/aig-c004.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 yeh that's the article I glanced over but I never read too much into it...Thanks for the article btwEDIT: SO IT WAS INCEST!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 BUMP!!!I have another question: why does life suck so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sunset Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 why are ya'll poping, pipping, and bumping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 do you see the little blue squares under your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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