guilty

 

writing a mean anonymous note to somebody?

guilty

 

​kick off a great opportunity out of laziness? 

Guilty

Playing stupid to get out of jury duty

Guitly

 

 

Puke at public place?

Guilty

 

Trashed a hotel room?

Guilty

Getting lost at the bathroom at work so someone else can do your job

not guilty

 

smoking in a "no smoking" area? 

Always guilty

 

 

Escaped from hospital?

not guilty

 

driving the opposite direction in a one-way road?

Damn, I did do this.  Guilty.

 

Forgetting a family members bday?

Guilty

 

Skipped christmas for some unbelievable reason?

Guilty

 

paying more attention to other people than yourself?

Guilty

Acting rude in front of your boyfriebd/girlfriend's parents

not guilty

 

 

crying over spilled milk?

Not guilty

humping your blanket

guilty

 

slept with your clothes .... too tired to get rid of them?

Not guilty

 

Fallen asleep at work?

Not guilty

 

being rude to neighbors because they are nosy ?

Not guilty

Cuddling your pet instead of your spouse.

I don't have a spouse but I wouldn't be surprised if I cuddle my pet instead him someday

 

Went a whole 24hrs without drinking any water?