Hmmm, good question.  No.

 

Knocking on a house's front door and running away?

yes ......... when I was little

 

touch the butt of your best friend girlfriend ?

Not guilty

 

Danced on the table in bar?

Not Guilty I think

 

Asked somebody out more than once?

Yes

 

 

Kissed a picture of your idol?

^ haha

 

My idol... you mean a girl I like?  Probably guilty.

 

Sent a fan letter?

^ It was Lyla?   

 

Not guilty

 

Been suspended from school?

Lyla?  Ha... lol.  Probably Niki Taylor or Britney when I was a kid.

 

Not guilty.  Only got 1 Saturday detention.

 

Given a bum money instead of being a good Ayn Rand follower and telling them to get a job?

Guilty

 

 

Tried to lick your elbow? 

No, I can't even reach my nose.

 

Pushed someone down some stairs?

Not guilty

 

 

Got piercing?

Not guilty

 

Got tattoo?

Not guilty

 

getting your parents car without their permission ?

Not guilty

 

Guilty

 

 

Tried to lick your elbow? 

 

I read this as eyebrow before.   I think you changed it.

 

Not worshiping Barbara Palvin?

guilty

 

not admitting that women are better than men?

 

 

Guilty

 

 

Tried to lick your elbow? 

 

I read this as eyebrow before.   I think you changed it.

I did not It was there before

Well I can't lick my elbow either. 

 

guilty

 

not admitting that women are better than men?

 

  x 1000

 

Not guilty because that assumes that they are and that is completely false.

 

Being too scared to sleep after seeing or hearing something scary?

 

Yes

 

Being dressed like a tramp to escort a well dressed lady?

Ummm, no.  Maybe when I am married to Barbara.

 

Staying up almost all night to study for an exam in the morning?  With less than 2 hours sleep?

Much worse than that ........ guilty 1000 times

 

Performing bad and using lack of sleep as an excuse?