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Alien vs. Predator vs. Heidi Klum 70 members have voted

  1. 1. Who will be the last to survive ?!!

    • Alien
      11
    • Predator
      13
    • Heidi Klum
      35

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Blatantly this is an unfair contest.

To begin with you cannot compare Heidi Klum to Predator. Heidi Klum IS predator.

Witness the evidence:

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KLUM

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PREDATOR

And as for the Alien. Well, this beast impregnates it's victims by a pretty unsavoury face-hugging technique:

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However, this would pose absolutely no threat to the Klumster. After all, she has already faced a much worse mating process:

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Quid Pro Quo, Heidi (already imbued with the power of Predator) would laugh in the face of Alien. Plus she is a Victoria's Secret Angel (or is she? I can never tell) - and therefore is used to acid-spitting bitches...

:wave:

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Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something...

Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something...
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Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets.

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Actually i'm a vampire

WOW

You must be soo fucking sexy ! :drool:

Are you kidding ?!! I'm the 2nd sexiest girl in this world ... i mean in the poll. NO ??!!!! DIE!!!

Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets.

A vampire! Now it makes perfect sense! Vampires thrive in the darkness and Heidi is sunshine incarnate. That's what this is really about!

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I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!!

(A.k.a shameless bump.)

I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!!

(A.k.a shameless bump.)

That's who you should have included in this: Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs! He was scarier and more evil than Alien and Predator (until he ate himself).

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I'm not so sure what you really mean, ez_c ... but i'll go ahead and assume you were talking about how awesome i am.

You never saw Spaceballs: The Movie?

Pizza the Hutt was an intergalactic mobster who made the list of the top 20 special effects costumes:

http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/?page_id=747

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Jabba could not be on the list due to his puppet-like nature, so we have the next best thing! In his brief appearance in Spaceballs, Pizza the Hut stole our hearts with his cheesy, melty charisma. This due to the commanding performance by the voice of Dom Deloise that made me believe a man could be made of pizza. Sadly, Pizza became trapped in his car and ate himself to death.

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Ohhhh, that one... Yeah, i haven't watched it. :mellow: But the detail he ate himself to death fascinates me. (might put him up somewhere).

Thanks,

Joker The Great.

OMG, this thread cracks me up :rofl:

I chose Heidi Klum. I can still feel the burn on my forehead when she gave me the evilest dirty look when her weave got stuck on my lips...hahahah :nicole:

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