December 9, 200717 yr Author Blatantly this is an unfair contest. To begin with you cannot compare Heidi Klum to Predator. Heidi Klum IS predator. Witness the evidence: KLUM PREDATOR And as for the Alien. Well, this beast impregnates it's victims by a pretty unsavoury face-hugging technique: However, this would pose absolutely no threat to the Klumster. After all, she has already faced a much worse mating process: Quid Pro Quo, Heidi (already imbued with the power of Predator) would laugh in the face of Alien. Plus she is a Victoria's Secret Angel (or is she? I can never tell) - and therefore is used to acid-spitting bitches...
December 10, 200717 yr Author Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something...
December 11, 200717 yr Uh oh, Heidi is winning. Maybe Alien should unite with Predator or something...
December 11, 200717 yr Author Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets.
December 11, 200717 yr Author Actually i'm a vampire WOW You must be soo fucking sexy ! Are you kidding ?!! I'm the 2nd sexiest girl in this world ... i mean in the poll. NO ??!!!! DIE!!!
December 11, 200717 yr Actually i'm a vampire, so i'm safe no matter what. I'm just worried about the other 2. They make great pets. A vampire! Now it makes perfect sense! Vampires thrive in the darkness and Heidi is sunshine incarnate. That's what this is really about!
December 14, 200717 yr Author I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!!(A.k.a shameless bump.)
December 14, 200717 yr I love pizza-my-heart. They have the best cheese ever!!(A.k.a shameless bump.) That's who you should have included in this: Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs! He was scarier and more evil than Alien and Predator (until he ate himself).
December 14, 200717 yr Author I'm not so sure what you really mean, ez_c ... but i'll go ahead and assume you were talking about how awesome i am.
December 14, 200717 yr You never saw Spaceballs: The Movie? Pizza the Hutt was an intergalactic mobster who made the list of the top 20 special effects costumes: http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/?page_id=747 Jabba could not be on the list due to his puppet-like nature, so we have the next best thing! In his brief appearance in Spaceballs, Pizza the Hut stole our hearts with his cheesy, melty charisma. This due to the commanding performance by the voice of Dom Deloise that made me believe a man could be made of pizza. Sadly, Pizza became trapped in his car and ate himself to death.
December 15, 200717 yr Author Ohhhh, that one... Yeah, i haven't watched it. But the detail he ate himself to death fascinates me. (might put him up somewhere). Thanks, Joker The Great.
December 15, 200717 yr OMG, this thread cracks me up I chose Heidi Klum. I can still feel the burn on my forehead when she gave me the evilest dirty look when her weave got stuck on my lips...hahahah
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