PastaFreak

Poor @Prettyphile be unearthing UHQ photos of models from gettyimages while we're all raging about the lack of FB news I think she'd do anything to join in on the fun rather than to sit away paying for UHQ photos.

YOUUUUU DO NOT ABANDON THE MARTHA SHIP. STAY.

This will absolutely go down as one of the greatest moment in VS fandom history. Elsa stans vs. Bee stans I'm ready for all the salt that is about to be sprinkled on to BZ and IG.

Any time now people.

Trust me. This year's thread will probably go to 1200+

WHERE IS IT!?

I can spam your inbox when the news is out

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I lawl-ed at the word Derriere. This guy is trying too hard to sound educated. Guys, I've been pulling all nighter trying to finish my work. Its 12:30 PM in the afternoon now and if the sparkly titty holder gets revealed at any point in time of your waking hour, could the few you please kindly spam the shit out of my IG inbox pretty please @medicenevs @Chessie @GlitterAndWings @Fashionsketcher ? I do not want to miss out on VS saltiest

Not in to SM sadly. So @Chessie and I will not receive any punishment for losing our bets ? Side note to Chessie, ye shan't abandon yer crewmates if the ship sinks

@heartwing was asking me what would I do if Martha doesn't get the FB. I said I'd run the streets naked and be arrested for public indecency. Or at least I think that's what @medicenevs and @Clauds will have me do for losing my bet You guys won't make me do that, will you? (If I did in my country, I'll get arrested and shamed publicly, probably even ten strokes of cane )

Are you sure they aren't ran by a social media executive instead? Damn, I'd pay them to have me do customer service. Does anyone know if Victoria's Secret hires Customer Service Executive work remotely?

Nothing can't be solved without a little false seduction.

DEAR BOYS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND YOU'RE WILLING TO HACK THAT PAGE, I'LL DEEPTHROAT YOU. (I was kidding. But pretty please?)

But I'm Asian . I think American guys are cute, with their accents and college frat bodies. OHH, I HAVE SOMETHING I COULD SHARE WITH YOU. I'll private message you in my free time. Also, I agree with @Fashionsketcher. Thou has not fail us. We got #ShawnBae in Fantasy Boxer.

French boys are cute ❤️ I want myself an American boyfriend though.

LADIES, NEVER CLOSE YOUR DOORS ON A POTENTIAL OPPORTUNITY.

Stahp you two, stahpppp

You're just late for the cray

Relax, @unali was kidding. The guy who hacked the page back in 2014 has gone under the radar.

I mean yeah, but like 4Chan gurl, 4Chan. It's a place filled with randomness and leaks about games mostly

OF ALL PLACES, 4CHAN

Any guesses when someonne would successfully crack that code

@Chessie @medicenevs get your ass in here. Someone found the link to the FB.

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