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I'm going to bust out my favourite commentary, prepare for the tweets

^ Let's hope a lot worse since I want to see Brazil cry their ass of And in come the memes

Brazil just proving they can't do without Neymar I was still in bed and my dad came along as was like "What are you doing? Germany is already leading 2-0", I come downstairs and another 3 goals are scored and it ain't even half time. Bye Bye Brazil!

One more for Andreea come on

Malaika Marina Tanya Luma

1. Monika Jagaciak (10) 2. Jennifer Lawrence (10) 3. Gisele Bundchen (10) 4. Lupita Nyong'o (10) 5. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (9) 6. Adriana Lima (10) 7. Anne Hathaway(10) 8. Behati Prinsloo (9) 9. Elsa Hosk (10) 10 Scarlett Johansson (10)

Going to a preview of Guardians of the Galaxy tonight

Shh the public doesn't know that, buy a bra get a chicken fillet free to make it look like you got boobs

Eric Bana (96) Tom Hanks (0) Edward Norton (8) Stephen Amell (0) Liam Hemsworth (0) Karl Urban (0) Daniel Sharman (0) Alexander Ludwig (20) Johnny Depp (4) Sebastian Stan (12)

December 2, Earl Courts in London. And why is everyone complaining if Emily's got a little meat on her? It's bras and panties we're selling, you need some boobage for it. Plus the general public (as always), prefers someone with a more curvier frame as opposed to the people they actively are promoting at the current time. I'd rather see Emily anyday over Behati or Martha. However it's not like it's such a big deal now anyways. VS is not in that situation where they will hire someone curvier for the bras and panties, and continue their ever shrinking phenomenon with tinier and tinier models used to represent their consumers.

Matilda Nastya Dana Jessica

The Costa Rica vs Dutch game deserves the award for the lamest 45 minutes ever. Both teams are being incredibly lousy (and I'm team Dutch by the way). The Dutch are spending far too much time trying to confuse their opponents, and without any action, the game is becoming once again, more free kicks than actual football. Costa Rica is bunching up far too much, if they want action and a chance to proceed, they need to stop all flying to defence, and have at least some people nearer to the Dutch post. Let's hope the second half shows some improvement.

I was gonna go "damn son are you single", but no he's 22 has a wife and a kid. There go my dreams. Back to Neymar I shall frolic. However I can see Real Madrid or an English team go for him. Barca's already picked up Rakitic & Suarez, which were both expensive buys, and RM are their biggest rivals, so they gonna pick up some good ones. I read an article it says for Real Madrid to buy Rodriguez, they'd need to pay 75 million euros (I'm too lazy converting but that's like in the 100's millions in New Zealand), so he's expensive, but I say he's worth it *L'oreal theme tune* Was reading more Dailymail articles and they posted a photo of Neymar's injury That is a clean break right there, Zuniga deserves some form of punishment for that. Whether it was intentional or not.

The Man(tis) of the Match (It's a grasshopper but for the sake of the pun bear with ) Ref was horrible. I don't understand this FIFA at all, the refereeing in most games has been god awful. Suarez bites someone, and gets a 4 month ban and fined, Zuniga breaks someone's vertebrae (If I am correct, which can be incredibly dangerous), and doesn't even get a yellow card.

She looks amazing So proud of her!

Keira Knightley (1) Emma Watson (4) Emily Blunt (1)

Can't wait for France vs Germany, it is either going to be like this; Tense, full of excitement, shock and more tension Or lame as hell. Either way I'll be asleep

Finally out for the semester. Got a great grade for a project that I only wrote two pages for (Y) Prepare for a wonderful holiday of nothing but football and ranting in Dutch, hopefully they can nail this FIFA

Esther Jenna Hanna Patricia

Funnily enough Karlie just got her hair done blonde.

Iris Carmen Nicole Merethe

I think I have found the best article ever, the sad fans of the WC. Some of the faces http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/25/sad-world-cup-fans_n_5530631.html

Time for some images I find amusing This represents Chile and Brazil in one image. Emotional couple surrounded by non emotional people And these guys have Halloween sorted

I called it that Brazil would go through. Honestly if Brazil were not to have gone through there'd be an outcry and people would whine and hate Neymar forever (because Brazil is Neymar and his 10 other accomplices). I was asleep of course when the match happened but from what people have said, Chile did play good, even in the previous round. They should be proud of everything they achieved this year. They beat the World Champs by 2-0 so maybe next time, Chile will be one to watch. Now I am ready for the Dutch to kick Mexico in the butt tomorrow and then I shall get my redemption and see if they shall go "Arriba Arriba!" anymore. I cannot deal with how rude the Mexican fans have been on social media.

Battling a sore throat after an extensive karaoke contest at a party It somehow managed to tell me I am better and singing male songs than I am at female songs