the mascot

dude, i cant wait for the new perfect dark. i loved that game for 64. dont worry it will get better and still be freaking awesome

KING!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BDAY MAN!!!!

entire System of a Down cd

sore, but its a good sore. im completely content right now

ok may 19th, 2005 happy b day to Tori and jey47key

ok, ronin or ur majesty, could i ask a favor?? i would like a sig with Frank Lampard from chelsea, Raul from Real Madrid and Roy Keane from Man U. i can provide pics if you IM me at brainlesssmarts

not that anyone cares, but i played soccer for the first time since august 2004 on Mon, may 16. im so sore, but i scored 2 goals and we won 3-1. i have a game again tonight wed may 18, and its going to be interesting because i cant move right now

right there with you guys, we are playing baseball in gym and it is terrible. i am going insane. although with all the time to stand and look around, ive noticed this really hot girl in my class that i didnt know before. hoping to get to know her better

CD is awesome, just got done listening to it. im going to enjoy this one throughly.

going to play soccer again tonight

French Guy: I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters. and i could have kept going. Awesome Movie, way to bring it up Mignonne

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

slightly before that... We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin. So, each of the knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favourite minstrels. MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off And his pen-- several moments later... MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away, ROBIN: No! MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away, away. ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. ROBIN: No! MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, ROBIN: I never did! MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat, ROBIN: All lies! MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. ROBIN: I never!

Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Gallahad the Pure, and Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill, and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Round Table.

sore from my first soccer game since august yesterday

A very happy birthday to you Lima Love

that is an amazing sig JessJess. very well done ronin

im right there with you. i almost watched a baseball game the other night. AND I HATE BASEBALL!!!!!!!! and sportscenter sucks right now b/c all they have are baseball and NBA highlights and i can only stand so many NBA highlights, now that my 2 teams are out. European soccer is basically over and there's gonna be no good games on for a while now. its so boring ive been reduced to watching poker and ping pong reruns.

Afternoon delight

Eurotrip Hey!!!!!! Scotty doesn't know, That Fionna and me, Do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him shes in church, But she doesn't go, Still shes on her knees, and... Scotty doens't know, oh. Scotty doesn't know-oh. So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! Fionna says shes out shopping, But shes under me and I'm not stopping. Cuz Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell Scotty. Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... DON'T TELL SCOTTY! I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you thrusting. Fionna's got him on the phone, and she's trying not to moan. It's a three way call, and he knows nothing. NOTHING!!! Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Don't tell Scotty. Cuz Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! What a show, everyone will go. Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... The, parking lot, why not? It's so cool when you're on top. His full on, your stuck. Life is so hard, cuz... Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. I did her on his birthday. Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Don't tell Scotty. Scotty doesn't knoooooow.... Scotty will know, Scotty has to know, Scotty's gotta know, Gonna tell Scotty, Gonna tell spaceballs- Dark Helmet-"no no. lightspeeds too slow" Colonel Sanders-"Light speed too slow?????" Dark Helment-"we need to go straight to...Ludacris speed." Colonel Sanders-"but sir, we've never gone that fast. i dont know if this ship can take it." Dark Helment-"Whats the matter Colonel Sanders?? CHICKEN??

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