I.Love.Gemma.Ward

Wishing I was in bed, after 1 hours sleep and I've come to work on the wrong shift, I'm 2 hours early and it's too far to go home.... Bollocks!!

Hana gets my vote... I love her legs... So very very long !!

Watched both of the Underworld films last night, came on here looking for a wallpaper of her all vamped up... does anyone have one??

Watched both of the Underworld films last night, came on here looking for a wallpaper of her all vamped up... does anyone have one??

She's just a party girl that's loving the limelight of being a celeb. I think she's quite fine but not brill... not top 50 material but I can see why she's got guys around her. I love skinny, so I guess that's why I like her... she's very skinny at the mo.

A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog's still, limp body and sadly informed the man that the dog was dead. Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time to revive the dog. The doctor stepped into his other room and returned with a cat in a wire cage. He set the cage on the examining table and opened the sliding door. The cat got up, stretched, stepped out of the cage and slowly walked around the dog from head to tail sniffing the body. When it was finished, it looked up at the veterinarian with a "meow", walked back into the cage and went back to sleep. The vet looked at the man and said in his best bedside manner, "I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do." Resigned, the man signed and said, "Thanks for trying. How much do I owe you?" "Three-hundred fifty dollars," the doctor replied. "Thr . . . thr . . .three-hundred fif-fif-fifty bucks to tell me my dog is dead!" the man stammered. "Well, it was only $50 for the office visit. The other $300 is for the CAT scan."

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull. Annoyed, teacher demands, "Can't your father do that?" Little farm boy thinks for a moment: replies, "Well, sure... but the bull can do it better."

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

My Bad, I actually didn't look that closely at the picture... I'm glad I have now !! MMMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being dirty hookers?

Currently haven't heard that yet... now I know !! Not yet released in the UK as far as I know...

WTF?

My mobile rang and it was....

Im my opinion she is by far the hottest in the UK... there are people that would dissagree (keelys lover for example). Kate has class and style, not just a massive pair of jugs. Shame she has a penchant for Druggy, strange looking band geeks. 10 again, to keep to topic.

How honest !! being a workshy tw@t !!

10, when I look at it I just don't know what to do with myself

It had the body of an eagle but the face of Neo... I may have been dreaming. When I woke I decided to go out for a while, I was gonna go shopping but my plans changed big time!! ......

Needs to step away from the Bong !!

If anyone is in to the Red Hot Chili Peppers they should read Anthony Kiedis Autobiography "Scar Tissue" it's the best Autobiography I have ever read by far. It's so good that I haven't read the last chapter just so that I can tell myself I'll never finish it.... it's just that good.

I can't find it hot when guy's kiss... it does nothing for me. But I beleive it should be as accepted as girls kissing each other. There should be a whole basket of sexuality to choose from, if the internet tells us anything it's that there are a million different sexual preference's out there. I live with a gay guy and he's one of my best friends, it's cool by me... although I don't find it sexy, I can't see anything wrong with it either. You always get 10 andrea so lets see how you cope with 9.99999999999999999999999999999

This was when I was obsessed with her... she was just amazing to me.... I was a teenager though. Yeah, true... I think she probably wanted to choose someone that wouldn't take any of the limelight away from her. She wants all the camera's pointed at her. I suppose that's important for her job.

I'm sober.

Her face gets better every time I see it... she's awsome!!

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