Rhett

NERD ft. Clipse "Loser"

no one beat me up. or, should I say, no one beats me up! just had people punching and kicking at me, while a few others were shooting me (with cameras, I'm not a gangbanger, jeez)

no way! that's what peripheral vision is for. failing that, that's why I have lackeys on call. have you ever asked someone out that was totally out of your league and you knew was going to shoot you down... but didn't?

if by "some" you mean kicks in the head or hamstring pulls, then yes.

sore everywhere (well, not in a 'first night in cell block D' scenario. but everywhere else)

of course, any list without Pauline, Rogue and Sanja on it is worthless

I gots more papparazzi than Jessica Alba have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else (and gotten away with it)?

I think there's some horrible metaphor about female genitalia in there, but I'm sure not going to say it

I've done that twice. in a row. have you ever slept for more than 24 hours straight?

so about the same for the three of us. now look at the other list. for me, just TWO. pretty bad!

at least half of mine have been. have you ever actually spit out your food/drink while reading something funny?

for some people, love isn't about being with someone who is gorgeous and physically perfect. it's about being with someone who has a big heart, is smart, talented and kind. or none of those things, but is famous for singing into a microphone. and if they like people based on being physically perfect, then even better! (my math skills are 1337)

a good question to ask is, how would it match up to your own personal list? try this, how many of their top 25 would be in your top 25? for me, 7. that's actually not bad. (Jessica x2, Monica, Halle, Petra, Salma, Angelina)

most months. damn, I could have answered almost all the questions on this page with a yes! have you ever found out that you had completely the wrong impression of someone? you were so sure they were one way, but then !surprise! they turn out to be very different...

that shoot got around the Net FAST. my goodness! and with good reason, it's like the most droolable shoot ever. well, next to that one with the Brasilian girls in footie kits (and without). but you can't beat Keeley on Keeley fondling!

which site was that? I've watched a couple of sites put one together and thought it looked ridiculous (the process). but I actually have some experience with it, so I know it can be done in a reasonable manner

I am world-class at playing the boombox.

yeah, why haven't we heard anything in a while from Keyra? do I need to go down there and make some noise?

sucking down some caffeine. I'm exhausted, but only part of the way into my day... at least I've got an hour for lunch today

hellooooooo, that's what I keep telling you! does this mean I'm finally breaking through?

I would have them beat...after all, I have 4. so the surgery was successful, eh?

I guess so. for some reason, they just go off when I walk by. but by now I know it, and I still walk by them. and don't even ask about smoke detectors! have you ever been hit in the face and had it make you laugh?

not when you've gotten your sex allocation for the week!

I am totally worked after a grueling day, but it looks like one of three. got a fat lip from a poorly placed kick (amateurs!), so I keep tonguing over my lip... and off I go again, for a few hours sleep

yes, I was here for the Expos winning those 14 World Series in a row! have you ever become overwhelmingly sad over the death of a celebrity?