siniko
Members
-
Joined
-
Last visited
Everything posted by siniko
-
^um Fernanda is fucking hot duh and is looking hotter in that outfit Fernanda Aurelie Ale Caroline -
Rachel x3
-
Louise
-
^good for you
-
Adriana
-
Fernanda Adriana Aurelie Rie
-
-
how about posting more HQ pics
-
Veronica x3
-
Jennifer Madge Jim
-
sorry kiki i its pretty hard
-
its pretty f***ing funny
if it werent for the tramp stamp and the smoking she would be perfect
Bridget Caroline - RED Ale Caroline - bow
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile on his face. The egg is frowning and looking frustrated. The egg says, "Guess we answered that question."
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.... You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently. "I think you're bad luck. Get the fuck away from me."
One night, on a camping trip, Sherlock Holmes wakes up Watson and says, "Look at the stars. What do you deduce?" Watson thinks for a minute and says, "Well, I see millions of stars, many of which resemble our sun, which most likely have their own planets, which most likely have life-forms like us, so I deduce that there is life on other planets." And Sherlock says, "No, you idiot, someone's stolen our tent."
Three old gals are sitting on a park bench, and a flasher comes up and flashes them. Two of the gals have a stroke. But the third couldn't reach that far.
"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor says. The man asks, "Why?" The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Question: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? Answer: Because he was looking for a tight seal.
^ you should try Bing! its the best at googling stuff
Catherine Zeta-Jones x5 for all
Adriana