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  1. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

    Harry: A picture of me?

    Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

    Harry: [after meeting "Gay Perry"] Still gay?

    Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.

    Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?

    Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.

    Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap.

    Harry: Really? That happened?

    Perry: No. Idiot.

    Harry: [narrating] I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a *fucking conniption*. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.

    Harry: I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

    Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!

    [all the girls in the club raise their hands]

    Perry: See that? Obedient little bitches too.

    [Girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]

    Perry: Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.

    Harry: No problem. Don't quit your gay job.

    Perry: This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.

    Perry: [on the phone with Harmony] I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

  2. my brother is a fan of Italy....always has been and I'm so making fun of him...I'm like watch the U.S beat Italy and he's like SHUT UP FUCKER! He gets all emotional. :rofl:

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