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You want spurious-type banter? I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. Let's discuss three things that have been on my mind. First, I've heard that the reason why Lindsay Ellingson only does edits for Allure Magazine is becuz no other mags will hire her. "Girl next door", MY ASS. Seriously, look at her thread and find the last non-Allure magazine editorial she's done in the last six months, you won't find a THING. (Karma, my dear.) Next in the agenda, if Nina Agdal is considered a "Victoria's Secret Angel" by the liberal media then what does that make Kate Upton, the Head VS Angel? Boy, I'm sure Spanky won't like that tidbit at all. I want Spanky to put her chunky munky boxing skills to use and get into a fight with Kate Upton. Let's see if those wasted hours of training are of any use and put the smackdown. And lastly, we should create a name for a men's club for male celebs that date/marry VS girls. Guys like Leo DiCaprio, Adam Levine, Orlando Bloom, Tom Brady, Lenny Kravitz, and even Mark Walhberg have gone out of their way to snag a VS girl. So what's the club called? Sloppy Seconds?

Wow, they switched Alessandra and Izabel's polaroids. Someone needs to get fired.

Looks like homeboy's been eating one too many Carl's Jr Fishburgers. ELLE QUEBEC JUNE 2013 "LOVE" (they just didn't even try with that title....) CREDIT: FSR Digital (by request)

Ummm, where did everybody else go? HELLOOoooooo......!!! Here's a legit VS advertisement that I found in a legit fashion magazine. I wasn't aware that the VS brand had spread as far as Singapore.

I'm sure most of you knew this (or not), but Candi has a new editorial in the June 2013 issue of Interview Germany. And, YES, there is brief nudity. INTERVIEW GERMANY JUNE 2013 "Hard Candy" (haha, I get it, "hard") Nippy-nips: http://i.imgbox.com/admwN1Zc.jpg Nippy-nips: http://i.imgbox.com/abpZ9lTh.jpg CREDIT: FSR Digital :blueeyedbaby: :blueeyedbaby:

Prettyphile is right on all cylinders about her but the only thing he missed is the part where she mistreats various people. Watch any of the paparazzi-on-the-street videos and watch how she gives that nefarious right-eye *wink* move when she gets annoyed when they try to ask her questions. The same goes for her (poor, poor) fans. The only thing I don't agree with is his stance on Lindsay. If reciting product placement in a robotic fashion is considered "natural" then she completely nails it. Trust me, ask her something not VS-related and SHE WILL MALFUNCTION.

Yee-haw, mah turn! GLAMOUR GERMANY JUNE 2013 "Sunday Morning" Nippy-nip nudity:http://i.imgbox.com/acgYVQqv.jpg CREDIT: Ice Cream Castle!

I got the same email too! Looks like Emma Watson, don't it?

^^There's a ton of nicknames that we created for the Angels. Spanky, Sparky, Skippy, Spikey, The Bot, Bubba, BeeP and some others I can't remember. The story of "Spanky" came from Adriana herself where she couldn't pronounce a certain gourmet dish so she just called it "Spanky with koo koo" HENCE the name was born. Nobody here shares my joy in calling her that but Adriana herself has referred to that nickname a few times. I don't know if the video of it still exists so SOMEONE FIND IT.

^^Sounds about right. And it usually depends on who's there. Candice, Skippy (R.I.P.), Alessandra, Bubba, and that other one usually bring in more female fans. Though for the Spanky event, expect to see a little more sausage.

^^Exactly my point. The same goes for Lindsay.

Believe me, there's nothing I wanted more than to meet Spanky and have the best experience. Instead, it all went south and now I'm just a bitter angry dick about it. You still 100% Team Spanky, Sav?

From the latest issue of People Magazine. CREDIT: Hot Coffee Clan :morning:

From the latest issue of People Magazine using a recent pic. CREDIT: Definitely not Instagram

I'm not saying that nobody should go to the event, I'm just saying that I won't be going. If you want to meet her, don't let my selfish stories stop you. If you have a pleasant experience meeting her then good on you. I'm sure she'll provide you with tons of reasons to prove me wrong.

Will I be going to this event? NO. I'd rather have someone smack me in the knees with a sledgehammer than meet her again. I already feel sorry for the fangirls that will stand in line for this event.

I got dibs on posting her first editorial! VANITY FAIR ITALIA MAY 2013 #19 "Reborn With The Shirt" (literal English translation) CREDIT: Two Psychotic Rednecks

J-Hart is on the June 2013 cover of some French magazine called Prima. Don't bother going to buy the issue becuz the cover is the only thing that features her. There, I just saved you $2 and several minutes of your life.

Maxim must be really struggling in terms of sales. With Miley at #1, it gives them mega publicity cuz whether we agree or disagree on her, they still get the attention of everyone in the world. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Maxim chose Honey Boo Boo's mom as #2

^^Oh the arcade version of FF totally rules. U could choose Cody, Guy, AND Haggar unlike the BS Super Nintendo version.

If u mean Olivia Wilde is hot, then YES I agree! Eff Olivia Munn and her followers! So dating Thor won't help, u say? Well, take a look at models that have mega-popular stud men like Adriana....oh wait. Alessandra.....oh wait. Lindsay Ellingson....oh wait. Skippy....oh wait. Erin Heatherton....ah dammit. Gisele.....questionable. Yeah, ur right.