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Got some new adverts! Gizzy's Rampage advert has now surfaced in the U.S. and I also got me some DIOR eyewear adverts. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: The Retarded Fetus

You know what I got? A brand new advert for Lauren by Ralph Lauren. YEAH. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

Are y'all ready for some REAL A|X adverts? Yes, you are! I've got the first set of OFFICIAL print adverts for Rianne's A|X S/S 2009 campaign right here! This ain't no website pics, this is 100% fresh off the presses, baby. Unlike Izabel's yawnfest campaign from last season, this one is racy and hot and trashy. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: A Cup Of Coffee & A Bottle Of Jergen's

Yup, thanks to PTC10 and all the OTHER contributors to this thread (not including myself cuz I don't really care). Check it out, I've got the SECOND official print advert for Miranda's XOXO S/S 2009 campaign right here! There's two things to notice: #1) She's sporting some great cleavage and #2) whoever did the Photoshopping on Miranda's navel is absolutely HORRIBLE. That is the most awful Photoshopping job I've ever seen! Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: Oh My God, Who Cares

^^Bad news. I tried to cap it in HD but with no luck (its a long story). It looks like the MSNBC version is the best version out there. Sorry to disappoint. But to make up for it, I'm going to post a new Miranda Kerr advert with the worst Photoshopping I've ever seen! What does it have to do with this, you ask? Nothing! And the Grizzlies still SUCK.

That's nice. What did she sign? Unlike you, I almost went to see Heidi Klum for an autograph signing at the Grove in LA, but then I remembered that it was Heidi and that I didn't really care.

^^No. It wasn't. It's all in the Maybelline section.

Oh dear god, Kathy Lee Gifford? WHY?!? In retrospect, having eleventy year old Kathy Lee sitting next to Spanky actually makes Spanky look prettier. So we already got two versions of this interview up and running: PC's version and then the MSNBC version. Now all we need is the true High Def version. YEAH. (Oh, BTW, the Memphis Grizzlies played the white-hot LA Lakers last night and, boy, do those Grizzlies SUCK. Marko's lucky to have a hot wife becuz his basketball team SUCKS.)

^^Whuuut? Didn't I already answer that question? Regardless, I still need someone from the East coast to watch the Today Show tomorrow morning (March 4th) at around 7:30-8:30 AM to see if Spanky does indeed show up. If she does appear, I'll need to know the exact time that is shown on the Today Show clock (its on the bottom right-hand side of the screen). Since the show is delayed on the West coast, I can catch the interview in glorious HD....but that's IF someone tells me the details I want. I am actually going to sacrifice my morning commute to work to cap this interview, so someone better deliver with the info! If not, then you'll pay dearly......

Alrighty! Thanks to my well-placed secret sources, I was able to find out about Heidi's new VS commercial and I've got it right here! This is Victoria's Secret's first 15-second High Def commercial for 2009 and, hopefully, an extended 30-second version will appear on TV soon. And becuz I'm such a nice guy, I've made the 1080i and 720p versions of this commercial available for download, so click and download it. NOW! BOTH OF YOU! VICTORIA'S SECRET - THE PERFECT ONE BRA featuring Heidi Klum ---> Click on the thumbnail to download the 1080i HD clip! <--- ---> Click on the thumbnail to download the 720p HD clip! <--- TECH SPECS: 1280x720 & 1920x1080, DOLBY AC3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:15 SECONDS CREDIT: JoeKnight, PinkCouture & Vamp's Acrid Ass Smoke

Yup, Heidi's got another 15-second VS commercial. And, as usual, she gets to be the one to spout all the dialogue (unlike the rest of the Angels). I'll post the video soon, but in the meantime, enjoy these 1080i High Def screencaps. Click on the thumbnail to view the 1080i HD screencap! As you can see in the screencaps, she looks pretty rough.

Page 670 is MINE! Let me guess. You tried to blow up a smaller image, right? Yeah, that's just a big ol' hassle. You should just forego the pic and just scan the entire original page. And BTW, how did you get another copy of the newsletter? My store (before I left) usually only got ONE copy. Unless you just straight up jacked the only copy of it from behind the cash register.......

^^The Russell James images will be posted soon. But I am not eager to post them just yet becuz there is another book that I'm trying to get my hands on. This book I'm talking about has exclusive non-VS images of Spanky and goes for half the price with TWICE the amount of pages than the Russell James book. I'll let y'all figure out what I'm referring to.

^^It's EXACTLY what it means. My response is "She can come anytime she wants". Awww yeah, ZING! Here's the High Def pics you requested. Now what exactly are you gonna do with them?

^^Just like Mardi Gras. I love Mardi Gras, I wish I could go to Mardi Gras this year. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

^^You're not the only one that has this...... Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

^^Pfft, Tijuana? Only the college noobs go there. Everyone knows that the REAL place to go to in Mexico for some hijinks is Cancun, baby! Anyway, here's a brand spankin' new advert from the 7 For All Mankind S/S 2009 campaign. Found in the March 2009 issue of Vogue Paris. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: www.udontwipeyourass.com

^^Finally, our Latino hermanos are steppin' up! Espero sus tomografías son mejores que su teléfono con cámara de imágenes.

It's not the fault of anyone here.........okay, that was a lie. But the real reason I deleted all of my pictures is simple: THEFT. I don't mind if my watermark is cropped out, but when no proper credit is given, I get crazy. Some of you probably don't mind if it happens to you, but I sure as hell don't like it. <_<

^^Oh yeah? You've posted yours and now I'm posting mine. Here's just a teaser of what I've got brewing........... Click on the thumbnail to view the Super-UHQ scan! CREDIT: U Shoulda Put A Ring On It For the record, this giant photo alone took nearly an hour to scan and edit. And before you ask, YES, the quality really is that pixelated. That's why you shouldn't buy that cheapo Nikon Powershot.

^^From my experience of capping celeb appearances on the Today Show, it tends to always be done at the same certain time everyday. From 8:00-8:30 AM is when Matt Lauer brings in the starpower. My guess is that Spanky will be interviewed outdoors with all of the screaming fangirls.

I've never seen Vogue Mexico sold in any bookstores or newsstands here in Los Angeles (and to think, we are NORTH of the border of freakin' Mexico). The closest I've found was Vogue Espana and Vogue Latino America. As far as I can tell, those aren't the same mags. It looks like I'm gonna have to walk into those local carnicerias and super mercados to find this one.

ANNOUNCEMENT For all of you that reside in the U.S. of A, Spanky will be appearing on the Today Show (on NBC) on March 04, 2009. That means she'll be be in the NYC for some reason. I really don't know why she's gonna be there, so someone is gonna have to find out. It could be a VS event or maybe an announcement regarding her recent elopement, who knows! It sure as hell ain't becuz of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

You know what I did? Went to Barnes & Noble. You know what I did not find? Vogue Mexico. And you know what the could-care-less bohemian-wannabe-musician cashier told me? HE NEVER HEARD OF IT. I just got punk'd by Pink! As George Dubya once said, "Fool me once, shame on.....shame on you. Fool me.....you can't get fooled again". Haha, let's see you try and pull that one on me again!

"Marisa's Uncomfortable Bra Harness" would be great band name. Why would they need to film her in front of a green screen for GH:WT? Heidi didn't need to do it for her shoots. Unless she's some sort of new unlockable DLC character.....nah, I don't think so. But it'd be a whole lot nicer if the commercial were for the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica game. That would rock so hard.