VampireHorde

@PC: It was the only thing I could think of. Biscotti is a twice-baked cookie. Found mostly in Italian eateries. When I first heard of Kylie, I swear, I thought that was her last name.

Marisa on TV again. MARISA @ BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD DECEMBER 21st @ 2 P.M. @ COMCAST SPORTSNET HD I somehow get the feeling that none of us (including myself) have this particular channel. It looks like one of those DirecTV package deals like the NFL Channel. Looks like we're all SKUH-ROOD.

It was almost posted here. I was just about to post my HD version immediately after the VS show but found out that VS is poo-pooing all over the people that are posting these commercials (I myself, being one of the victims). If there is one on YT, trust me, it'll get taken down soon.

Up to this point in Kylie's VS timeline, I was under the impression that she somehow already won even though Jaime was standing next to her. Oh, I didn't know this but there's FREE Wi-Fi in Times Square! The VS MAWs Take over Times Square - 11-18-2009 TO BE CONTINUED...

^^I know someone that has the ads in 1080i HD. If only he didn't get blacklisted by Youtube, then these woulda shown up by now.

Kylie and her husband/boytoy/arm candy make their first public appearance alongside Jaime Lee and her Griffin husband/boyfriend/whatever. VSFS 2009 Viewing Party @ The Box - 12-01-2009 TO BE CONTINUED....

My turn. Got some HQs to blow off. This was Kylie's official/unofficial unveiling to the Media (and where I got tricked into voting for her). Victoria's Secret National Model Search Top 10 Finalists Are Revealed - 11-05-2009 TO BE CONTINUED....

Huh? Who, what, where now? She filmed another cameo?

^^I'm just sayin'.

^^You seem to know more about this girl than anybody else here.

Summertime with Skippy! Six months too early! TITLE: WISH YOU WERE HERE PHOTOG: KELRON O'CONNOR MAG: MARIE CLAIRE JANUARY 2010 GET IT ON!

^^Now you're understanding what it's like being a scanner.

Really? We're gonna argue about this girl? It was supposed to be about making fun of her.

^^Oh good! Now I can ignore him twice. BTW, Jamie's BF kinda reminds of some other faux-hawked guy married to some model. Gee, I wonder who it is....

^^Good luck finding that Torrent, my friend. Hey, check it out. Everyone's favorite pseudo-model got invited to a big-time event. So, who's gonna be the poor sap that has to open Kylie's own model thread? And check out Jamie and Kylie's hipster-bohemian boytoys. You can almost tell that they cherish their trophies women. I bet these guys are entrepreneurs.

^^Of course, my dear Bri. Everyone else can keep those previous ones. I'm not in any hurry like those people at TFS, so I'll have mine up before the weekend is over.

^^Or maybe becuz nobody wanted to do it, so I got left with the responsibility. Hey, at least I got to deal with lots of cougars and MILFs. I actually checked for that and it is difficult to distinguish if that is indeed Jamie or Kylie. Both girls have blonde hair, so that kinda narrows down who it could be. Okay, I did my own Stat-checking and here are a few useless stats to know about VSFS 2009. # OF AIR KISSES: THIRTY-NINE # OF HAND POINTS (to the crowd or camera): SIX # OF HAND WAVES (to the crowd or camera): TWELVE # OF RAISE THE ROOF/MAKE SOME NOISE/POINT TO THE SKY/HANDS IN THE AIR: TWENTY # OF EYE WINKS: TEN # OF LIPS PUCKERED: EIGHT # OF OPEN MOUTHS (Marisa's favorite move): ELEVEN All of these stats include the backstage and Finale. The #1 girl guilty of doing almost ALL of these movements in one walk is Chanel Iman. Second being Skippy.

^^Sounds easy, right? Yet explain to me why out of all the girls that are hired (including my floor managers), NONE of them can do this folding sh*t properly? That is the ONLY thing I never figured out.

Pfft, I avoided the beauty section at all costs. The only time I would restock that area was when the store was closed. And the reason I was stationed at Intimissimi was becuz I was the only guy that knew how to fold those delicate little Italian panties the proper way. Sounds fruity, I know, but I rocked that area. I am the Intimissimi expert!

^^She's right. Lots o' college girls (and some cougars) tend to flock to the PINK section of the stores like crazy. Back when I was employed with them, I worked in Intimissimi and, WOW, that section was like a ghost town about 90% of the time compared to PINK. As for the Beauty section....no comment.

Maybe so, but I'm not the one who edited this heaping pile of crap, so it deserves every bit of bashing it can get.

VAMP'S GOOFS & GAFFES GUIDE FOR VSFS 2009 This show BLOWS. But unlike previous years, since the show wasn't main the focus of the special, there was very little goofs to find. But that doesn't that there weren't any! Let's take a look at all the silly things that these editors thought they could get away with. Let's start with the Goofs! GOOF #1 When Sparky reaches the front of the stage, she spins her arms and turns to walk backstage In the next shot, she spins AGAIN GOOF #2 When Skippy walks out, both hands are tucked under the heart-shaped thingie In the very next shot, both arms are moving freely GOOF #3 As Anja reaches the front of the catwalk, both of her arms are straight down In the very next shot, both arms are on her waist GOOF #4 When the BEPs are just about to finish their song, Anja is seen already backstage In the next shot, Anja is just about to reach the backstage area GOOF #5 When Isabeli reaches the front of the catwalk, she blows a kiss, waves, and puts her hand down to turn around In the next shot, she's putting her hand down again GOOF #6 When ABB reaches the front of the catwalk, her left boobie is being covered by her hair extensions In the next shot, her boobie is extension-free GOOF #7 Lindsay is seen entering the catwalk Within two shots, she's already at the front of the catwalk GOOF #8 Rosie is still in the front of the catwalk In the next shot, she's already walked away GOOF #9 Marina is in her yellow outfit backstage A few shots later, she's already in her second outfit GOOF #10 When Eniko reaches the front of the catwalk, her hips are facing Magnum (stage left) In the next shot, her hips are facing Blue Steel (stage right) GOOF #11 When Erin reaches the front of the catwalk, both her arms are on her waist In the next shot, both arms are straight down (and then puts them on her waist again) GOOF #12 When Chanel reaches the front of the catwalk, she winks at the camera In the very next shot, she's winking again GOOF #13 As Doutzen turns around, she turns Blue Steel (stage right) In the next shot, she's turning Magnum (stage left) GOOF #14 When Lindsay walks towards the front, Candice passes by her In the next tracking shot, the camera follows her walk and then Candice passes by AGAIN In the very next shot after that, Candice is already halfway past Lindsay GOOF #15 The "Happy" singers are turning stage left In the next shot, they're still facing stage right GOOF #16 In the Finale, Behati is one of the first girls to leave to the stage In the next shot, Behati is all the way on the other side GOOF #17 In the Finale, Lindsay is NOT wearing her red hood As the girls exit backstage, Lindsay is wearing the red hood And now, the Gaffes! GAFFE #1 As Candice walks downstairs, you'll notice that her ass is being blurred. Oh, and Candice smashed into the reflective mirror GAFFE #2 During the PINK segment, all the girls are still in their outfits from the first segment GAFFE #3 When the shot pans to Aminata, she is seen already walking out before one of the tech guys has to stop her GAFFE #4 As Edita turns around, she starts to walk backstage left but goes in the wrong direction There ya go! Not as highly goof-tastic as the 2007 show, but close.

Alrighty, since a lot of you have given your opinions on the matter, I think we can all agree that this show will be easily in the bottom of everyone's least favorite shows. I've pretty much have said that I hated this show as a whole and now its time for me to rate each and every single girl's outfits. It's a simple process, me and my good buddies, Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather either LOVED IT or HATED IT. You don't have to agree with us, but just know that we are rating all these outfits from a MALE point of view. ABBEY LEE HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT ALESSANDRA HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT AMINATA HATED IT HATED IT ANA BEATRIZ LOVED IT LOVED IT ANJA HATED IT HATED IT ANNA MARIA LOVED IT BEHATI HATED IT CANDICE HATED IT LOVED IT LOVED IT CAROLINE T HATED IT HATED IT CAROLINE W LOVED IT HATED IT CHANEL HATED IT HATED IT DOUTZEN LOVED IT HATED IT HATED IT EDITA LOVED IT LOVED IT ELYSE HATED IT ENIKO HATED IT ERIN HATED IT LOVED IT HEIDI HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT ISABELI HATED IT LOVED IT IZABEL LOVED IT HATED IT JULIA LOVED IT LOVED IT LILY HATED IT LINDSAY LOVED IT HATED IT LIU HATED IT LYNSEY HATED IT MARINA LOVED IT LOVED IT MARISA HATED IT HATED IT SKIPPY HATED IT HATED IT LOVED IT ROSIE HATED IT HATED IT LOVED IT SELITA HATED IT HATED IT SESILLEE HATED IT HATED IT SHANNAN HATED IT TATIANA LOVED IT FISH THAT BELONG IN THE SEA

Oh my god, I wish I cared.

Check it out, Skippy has a NEW 10-page editorial in the January 2010 issue of Marie Claire! I'm currently scanning the edit and will post it soon. In the meantime, here's a teaser of one of the pages! As you can see, Skippy still had the blonde hair, so this photoshoot was obviously done during the summer. GET IT ON!