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Fernanda Motta

Aggy

Andi Muise x3 I like Iza and all but her abs are a little to chiseled looking for my taste... and outies scare me.

Gisele x3

agreed

Josie!!!!!

Julie!! Hopefully the reign of fish lips is over.

Eugenia x3

rosie x3

Don't hate the beautiful. Sorry, I don't hate the beautiful I hate the ugly...

Really you'd almost think so.. but they just don't like Adriana... bigger fan of Alessandra.. or.. hmm... Hell they thought chewie.. chewbaca.. however you spell his name.. was better looking.. sorry people!

Really you can think they loved Adriana all you wanted, but I didn't nor did like 10 guys I made watch the show.. None of my friends, or my family, or the people I've talked to who have seen it did. Sure she looked good in the first outfit, like I said it went downhill from there... all the way down and back around to the north pole. Santa is not impressed... what did they do to him. Hell even the jolly fat man with the big beard looked better then the Adriana Santa. I'm not saying she didn't look pretty, she looked better then she has in quite some time. However the outfit was horrendous, the colours didn't match, and it looked pieced together. It just wasn't flattering. And all the little faces, and the patting of the boobs. Really you can do the heart once, what was with the rest of the pats. Ok I'm sure you've all realized I'm not her biggest fan, hell I'm not even really a fan. .... She's ok, not great, not... horrendous sorta.. sometimes. Anyways, what I forgot to mention is wow.. Stammikins slipped we all know it, we all heard about. The editing was so bad that we see her grab her hair.. but where'd the slip go. It just looks bad, she kinda looks dee dee dee... stupid... retarded... They had two weeks to edit that shit what happened.. Stammy wasn't happy about the bell you think the least they could have done was take the slip away.. or the retarded hair grab.... Don't worry Stammy we still love you!

I made my point, and I'm just waiting for the flames people. VS is going up in flames, now just waiting for it to go down. I'm not saying that Adriana was trying to draw attention to her breasts, I wasn't indicating that she was trying to be an attention whore, that just what it looked like to me and my friends and family SORRY!... not really..

She wasn't touching her boobs. She was doing the "You're In my heart" thing To do that is fine, you can hold your hand over your heart a little bit but she's actually physically patting her boobs. It's like OMG I got boobs.. did she just get a boob or something. SERIOUSLY get the fuck over it. We got that you love us, we kinda love you too.. not really but stop patting your breasts. All of us woman kinda have them.. hell even some of the men do you don't need to showcase yours more then they already are we see them.

EDIT: VS needs to go back to its roots. They need to forget the hollystar and go back to lingerie.. yes I said it lingerie. Stop with the costumes that would make any San Francisico queen jealous. Hell it's not JUST the San Franciscians, (yes I said San Franciscians) it's all the queens. They love the Selita... yes the trannies do but they're jealous of the costumes. They look like something out of Priscilla: Queen of the mother fucking desert. Loved the movie... not so much the VS costumes. I thought these were supposed to be articles of clothing.. something called lingerie.. something normal every day people.. almost could wear. Marissa need never walk in that show again.. My family and friends and there were 12 year olds that thought she couldn't walk for shit.. and leather face not attractive. Horror movies maybe.. not so much fashion shows. She's got a sick body but so do a hundred other girls... and they have actual faces.

Damn, first off all I have to say is Alessandra looked sick... stunning as always and in that Blade runner segment she was brilliant. I've always loved corsets and really she pulled it off. Isabelli looked... good but seriously at the end what was with the plastic wrapped bullshit confection they put her in. It wouldn't be flattering on anyone, no matter how good their body was and lets face it Isabelli has an amazing body. Ok seriously, just finished watching the show, yes I love satellite, but really the pictures just don't do the show justice. Some people looked better walking, while others looked better in still images. The surreal sexy was just as bad in motion as it was in photograph, though I will say the zombie hands weren't quite as bad they didn't looked quite as zombi-iffic. Ok, Seal, San Francisco called and really they want some of their glitter back, not all of it, you can keep some but really the majority of it is needed. The trannies out there are bitching... Sorry Selita. Ok, now I realized Victoria's Secret was big on travelling but really, do they need license plates to walk the runway. I don't think the police are going to pull them over for not being registered, however they might pull them over for the sweaters. People, this is lingerie.... where do sweaters fit into lingerie? Grandma was flattered and all that they thought to showcase some of her work, but she's kinda upset that they took out the hand me downs and left overs to show the world. Honestly half the show looked like a tragic storm hit the backstage and they scrambled to pull together odds and ends from last years left overs and nearby garage sales. Well most of it, there were the occasional excellent outfits. Now those excellent outfits did not include the giraffe, or the cat... well the list goes on but you get the point. BELLS PEOPLE.. Ring a ling the bells ... the bitch bell no... they took the bell off the christmas tree and threw the stammikins in it. She's not very happy. OH, OH, OH and here we go.. *pat* *pat* *pat* *pat* nope.. they're not falling out... I don't think... *pat* *pat* maybe if I keep patting people will look. Are they falling out? *pat* *pat* Yes Adriana we know you have boobs.. you don't need to keep touching them. We know you're a virgin and all but just because no one else is touching them doesn't mean you need to. At least not on the runway. Oh on a side note she looked decent in that first outfit. It went downhill from there. Andi and Hana and Eugenia looked awesome, amazing.. love the pottery... not the giraffe. Teenage turtles are not sexy... especially not the spotted variety. Oh and yes we find out all the personal goodies about the VS Angels.. really ugly babies. Their little indulgences was done last year on America's Next Top Model and they were candy ass then and they just got worse. Laundry... singing in the shower, eating japanese food at midnight.. who does that. IT'S NOT SECRET, NOR IS IT REALLY AN INDULGENCE. nor.... is it sexy. People we're trying for sexy here. Heidi do some more pushups, situps whatever you do.. yes we saw in the beginning you should probably still be doing them. Oh and lets face it VS if you're that desperate for models you probably shouldn't be trying campus's around the country... it didn't turn out that good. Scuba wear isn't that sexy, nor is an undrersized glitterized atrocity of a surf board that a model doesn't know how to use.. pardon me not a model a student. Izabel looked amazing, rat face and all still looked good.

Gemma for all

Kathy

Ale x3

Caroline

Natasha

Naomi

What are you trying to do to us?! Some Doutzen fans are psycho enough without you planting in their heads the *cough*absurd*cough* idea that she's "mathematically perfect." :persuazn:

Megan, however she needs to stop doing the Angelina Jolie shit.