schadenfreude

http://www.slyck.com/news.php?story=954 Limewire is being changed to Frostwire.

No. Have you ever been hit on by a gay guy?

yes. Have you ever had dreams within dreams (waking up from a dream, and then figured you were still dreaming and then wake up from that dream, and then still realised you were indeed still dreaming, thus waking up from that dream again, until eventually you wake up for real)?

Yes. Have you ever been told off by a little girl?

Harsh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Frankie has a face frankenstein would envy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Frankenstein doesn't want to be ugly.

Bunny symbolises evil.

I saw a better one! A woman who shoved one finger, then another, and then another... All ten fingers were utilised! *clap clap*

Yes. Oh, I think someone else has posted this song before. Have you ever felt so frustrated that you banged your head on the table several times?

Your comparison sucks. Natalie Portman is way better than Asia Argento and Diane Kruger.

yes. Have you ever laughed so hard that milk comes gushing out your nose?

Reverse doiphin.

No. Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?

Not major ones. Have you ever fantasised about wearing the underwear of the opposite sex?

According to that Jimmy Kimmel video, she is going to be a kindergarten teacher.

Jesus loves you!

Yes. Have you ever farted in a crowded place and then quickly left the scene?

No. Have you ever got your wee-wee caught in the zipper?

yes. Have you ever swallowed your vomit?

yeah. Have you ever walked around in your house naked and got aroused because you think someone might peer through the window?

Come on, now. I am talking about a different kind of dream. But, you just don't get it. Nevermind.

Yeah... and my quasi-banshee voice nearly killed everyone nearby. Have you ever driven a monster truck?

*visualises those untrimmed pics*

Best Eyes: Sharon Stone, Josie Maran, Natalie Portman Best Lips: Josie Maran, Keira Knightley Best Nose: Josie Maran Best Smile: Petra Nemcova, Josie Maran, Natalie Portman Best Cheekbones: Josie Maran Best Skin: Petra Nemcova, Josie Maran Best Overall Facial Features: Josie Maran, Natalie Portman Best Hair: Alessandra Ambrosio Best Stomach/Abs: Petra Nemcova, Kiera Knightley Best Legs: Petra Nemcova Best Boobies: Veronika Varekova, Petra Nemcova, Josie Maran Best Ass: Jessica Alba Best Overall Body: Petra Nemcova EDITTED 10-11-2005

Mozart's Concerto for Piano No 21 in C Major, K 467: 2nd Movement, Andante is playing here. But, those pics just ruined the romantic ambience.

Yes. Have you ever lost any finger/toe-nail?