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  1. More like Best At Pissing Off Puritans & Fundies Awards.
  2. What do you mean by must not be named? People name it, post the links even. It's ok here. It's not ok there, however.
  3. I think that has already been done. I don't think it's possible to hotlink anything from BZ.
  4. You are right-handed. Because you do most things bewtter with the right hand. It;s just that maybe you were forced or alreasy used to holding the pencil with the left hand whne you wer4 young.
  5. invisible pink unicorns. Wait a min! How do you know that they're pink if they are invisible? Invisible pink unicorn is used by atheists to parody the nature of the Judeo-Christian God. The Judeo-Chrisitian God is omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient and omnipresent. 1. If God is omnipotent, He can do anything, even the impossible. 2. If God is omnibelevolent, it is impossible for him to be evil. 3. Therefore, God is invisible and pink. 1. If God is omnipresent, God is everywhere, including Hell and and other sinful places. 2. Sin separates us from God and Hell is only a place for sinners. 3. Therefore, God is invisible and pink. 1. If God is omnipotent, He is free to do anything. 2. If God is omniscient, He knows everything; He can see the past, present and future simultaneously. Therefore, He knows what everyone (including Himself) have done, is doing and will do. 3. Therefore, God is invisible and pink. Ergo, if God has infinite attributes of infinite natures, there will be infinite contradictions on His very own nature.
  6. What are you trying to imply here? You are as dumb as fundies?
  7. Maybe. Never won much though. It was like 20 bucks or something. Have you ever felched?
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    6 pills a day... so she visited the toilet around 6 times a day?
  9. greasy and unmanageable. Tell me something that left you emotionally scarred.
  10. Love it. Absolutely. I like wearing yellow stuff. I think a yellow Ferrari looks much better than red one. Tell me about the color that you hated most.
  11. Does anyone have her first appearance at Conan and Leno?
  12. Many times, especially after telling crude jokes. Have you ever laughed shrieking like a banshee?
  13. I am always the other part in funny arguments. I think I must introduce an improved anti-fight program: (Heidegger & Barry anti-fight Program) Gayest P.S. tag: WPA
  14. Really HQ of Klum in GQ http://people.freenet.de/movietux/Scans/Tu..._Heidi_Klum.jpg
  15. password please !?! Password: Closer
  16. Her clips from Basic Instinct! nudity http://gencapture.red-futura.net/
  17. You should have posted Adriana's left tit and her right tit.
  18. Has there been a decline in its quality/funniness? Many critics have said that Simpsons keeps on declining. I feel that, most recently, the same thing is happening to South Park. I don't know what other critics feel about the recent South Park episodes yet.
  19. is the first one to notice that one of the photos of my 'French Fry from outer space' bears uncanny resemblance to red_ed's fire hydrant.
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