KingSupra

man i used to thinks this guy was hardcore, doing movies like swat and what not, after Alexander i dont know

hahaha im guessing so

how do you get into teh t1's or up to the t3's i would like to know

cool thanks neb!

sure the day you stop posting, is the day the world stops revolving

i just got to my 250th post mark! yea second to get the second pip bar im on your back neo. hahah yea right like i would catch up to neo.

hey there's no ethics or morals in this thread. this thread is to make you laugh.

i wish i was fast like you guys, i have been shot down to very slow speeds

avp <_<

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. “Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy some?” “No,” she replies. “But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”

After hearing a couple’s complaints that their intimate life wasn’t what it used to be, a sex counselor suggests they vary their position. “You should try the wheelbarrow,” the counselor says. “Lift her legs from behind, and off you go.” The husband is raring to try it. “Well, OK,” the hesitant wife agrees, “but on two conditions. First, if it hurts, you have to stop right away, and second, you have to promise we won’t go past my parents’ house.”

A guy’s been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he’s been holding back his sexual advances because he’s worried she’ll notice his smaller-than-average penis. One night they’re in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants. “No, thanks,” moans the girl. “You know I don’t smoke.”

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. “Doctor,” she says, “my husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually anymore.” “Hmm,” replies the doctor. “Have you considered taking a lover?” “I did that,” she says, “and I’m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.” “How about taking another lover?” “I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can’t seem to get enough.” “My goodness,” says the doctor, “you’re quite an anomaly.” “Oh, thank God,” says the woman. “Will you please tell them I’m an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut.”

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?” “I’m sorry to have disturbed you, sir,” she replies. “I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The man, now feeling badly, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?” The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, “Pepper.”

Q: How do you define “making love”? A: It’s what a woman does while a guy is screwing her. Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your schlong. Q: How is sex a lot like air? A: Because it’s not a big deal unless you’re not getting any.

A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?” The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.” The first daughter says, “That’s not true.” He says, “I’ll prove it.” He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?” His friend yells back, “Of course, both of them.”

well its on top for the second half of the double header on cbs, so more people will see that one then the other game i dont know what it is and i dont care.

well next week its the battle for first in the afc west, so we will see then, lets hope the broncos pull on top the lions, they did surprise me, they won they opener on the road. amazing

hating raiders and raider fans even more now

capt (N) i dont believe you. i blame champ bailey. guy is good in all but allows to many big plays. he let jerry porter get 2 td's on him. though they were good throws by kerry collins he put in the spot porter could get it. i still blame him. shut down corner my butt

raiders

no! no! no! no! this isnt suppose to happen!!!!!!!

this was a pretty interesting week in fooball, did anyone watch the 49ers dophins game? time for some sunday night action, old school rivavly. broncos and the raiders. go broncos!!!!! heavy snow with below frezzing temps. thats what i call football weather. not no rain, mug, and soggy grass in new england.

Missing Hearts/Drunken Monkey- Tears In May (Remix)

now anticipating the broncos-raiders game. go broncos!