KingSupra

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just got done with starky and hutch. do it!!

TuPac-Changes

ok getting back to jokes A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later. "So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist. "Yup." "Where did he go?" "Your house."

oh ok, sorry but it no funny it hurt badly

hahahahaha still staring

i think everyone does

now looking at maisa's boob

how are you balls breaking?

the king, who wishes to sleep now

ok time for my jokes of the day A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son. The son is tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On one such attempt, the boy fails to clamp down with his teeth and ends up getting the quarter lodged in his throat. As the boy begins to choke and wheeze the father panicks and starts yelling for help. Not to far from the action is a man sitting at a coffee shop reading a paper and drinking his coffee, when he hears the fathers distressed cries he patiently puts down his coffee and folds his paper, he then walks slowly over to the boy and grabs him by the balls and squeezes the shit out of them. The boy coughs up the quarter and the man catches it in his hand and proceeds to walk away with it, sitting back down to his coffee. The amazed father runs over and says “Thank You Sir, you saved my son’s life, are you a Doctor?” “No” the man replies, “I work for the IRS.”

yea im an intel fan myself.

thank you

phil collins-in the air tonight such an old song

haha yea i dont want to see her in the morning. just to think waking up to one of those things

wow if only i could understand half of what was said well heres what i have 2.8 P4 w/ht 833 FSB 512 mb dual channel ddr2 ram 128mb nVidia geforce mx680 with tv out 100gb ultra ata hdd @7200 rpm ada745 4.1 harman/kardon speakers Dell Ultrasharp 19" 1905FP Digital Flat Panel Creative 5.1 Digital Sound Blaster Live

i've had hero for a while had the subtitled version, came straight from asia. i just watched spiderman 2, they could continue with stories from that movie for a while. do you think they will bring venom into the plot? i olve watching the lion king, best movie ever

oh i didn't care if the packers won, i just didnt want donald driver to score. i knew the pack is a better team

stupid donald driver made me lose fantasy football. i was in first and clould have clinched a playoff spot now im in third and awaiting to get into the playoffs

me tooo................................................

its cool i got a laugh out of it

man my jokes are funny. this next one is great A couple just getting over an argument drives several miles down a country road. As they pass a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asks, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replies. "In-laws."

King Supra was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “This is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the Queen?” “Ah, sire, just observe,” said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. “Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch. “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Guinevere in the device, King Supra then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to LimaX. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal “short arm” inspection. Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad. “Sir Galahad,” exclaimed King Supra. “My one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!” But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

i just hated it because of all the hype it had. then you watch the movie and it wasn't all that good. plus three hours long isn't a good to throw into the mix. i didnt care where where homo-sexual actions in the movie but seemed kind of pointless.

the tester thing is a lie, it says i do 142,336 bits transferred in 0 Seconds, i have a t1 line or greater if only