KingSupra
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happey, because its the weekend and i just got home
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about to leave for school
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya’ got there sonny?” The young man replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!” “That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “ Why does it cost so much?” “Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!” states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?” “No problem,” replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right — but I’ll stick with my moped!” Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph!Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster! “What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped! Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh, my word! Is there anything I can do for you?” The old man whispers with his dying breath, “Unhook…my…suspenders…from…your…side-view mirror.”
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how do you read amd prosessor speeds?
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trying to get to 500 post before i sleep
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yea i always think of rocky or the starbucks commercial
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A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on. In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing. The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.” “OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer. “What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?” John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.” “And how old are you?” the officer asked John. “I’m 25,” John replied. “And how old is she?” asked the officer. John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”
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Survivor-Eye of The Tiger
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need for speed underground 2, pointless little game
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laughing at castor joke
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Dj Tragik- Forever In Love
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wishing time would stop so i wont have to go back to school
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thats great
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crap i keep forgeting to watch this show, its so hard now that its on thursdays.
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haha wow i haven't watched wrestling for a while, ever since the wwf became thw wwe and maybe even before that. i catch a glimps every now and them but its not as exiting as it use to be. cause thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so!!! haha does austin still wrestle?