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Rie x5 --- Karolina x5 --- Eva x5

Gina is browsing the latest BioFit bras, looking up at pictures of Karolina Kurkova, envious of her height, when the door to the boutique opens. In walk 3 huge men, all in suits, wearing black sunglasses. The air stops. Jeeja's presence is felt before she's even seen. Slowly, Gina glances back over her right shoulder towards the door. She tries to look through the bodyguards. Who is it? Lindsay Lohan or some other stupid celebrity? She catches a glimpse of Jeeja and the Kill Bill sirens go off. Gina sees red. She tossed her bra on the floor and rushes toward the group. Immediately, one of the men attempts to stop her. This does not go well for the dude, as Gina promptly kicks his balls up into his stomach. He keels over, staring up at a pic of Adriana Lima, wondering if he'll ever be able to have sex again. The next two men don't even have time to respond, because Gina has punched them 712 times each. And so they just fall, crumpled and broken, to the floor. Jeeja grins. "A challenge." Gina moves in for the attack, but Jeeja evades her by doing a backflip up onto a clothes rack. She grabs a planked picture of sultry-looking Emanuela de Paula off the wall and kicks it at Gina, who blocks it, but in doing so, damages her left hand. (JEEJA X1) Jeeja then flips off the rack and makes a move to dropkick Gina, but to no avail, as Gina had grabbed a tiny salesperson and used her as a shield. With Jeeja mildly distracted, Gina is able to land a crushing blow directly to Jeeja's face (GINA X1). It knocks her flying into the PINK! display. She lays there, looking up at a smiling Behati Prinsloo, enraged by her pretty face. As Gina charges forward, going for the final blow, Jeeja slides to the side, trips her, steals a bra out from under Miranda Kerr's "Dream Angel" display, wraps it around Gina's throat and chokes her. (JEEJA X1) Gina can't shake the tiny Thai badass off, and as the lights in her mind dim, and she begins to fade, she makes a silent vow to seek and destroy The Angels. final score: JEEJA X2 GINA X1

i've never seen that AMICA cover before. it's absolutely gorgeous! thanks for all the pics! her editorial for VOGUE Hella remains one of the best she's ever done, to be sure.

yes, she used to be hot. no, she isn't now. she looks like a 40-year-old crackhead. BUT - i believe in recovery. if she can pull her shit together, she'll definitely be beautiful again. NO, she'll never be a proper model. she's a famous actress/celebrity. she will never be taken seriously as a model. and with her image the way it is right now, she probably won't land any more respectful campaigns that are typically celebrity friendly (ie; Louis Vuitton, Versace, Marc Jacobs, etc)

THANKS Roxana!!!!! i gotta say -- KK definitely looks like she's trimmed down a bit in these newer candids. it looks good on her!

Ale x5 --- Tyra x3 Mini x2 --- Eva x5!!

love both. Miranda x2 Maryna x1

Heidi x3 Gisele x2 --- Maggie x5 --- Mini x5 ---- Rhea WHITE x5 -- i don't remember the red outfit. but i certainly remember her walking out in that white one. all hips and sexiness! hot!

FLAVIA X3!!!!

SO tough. i don't like the accessories with either of the outfits. they bring it all down a notch for me. but still i can't really decide... Iza x2 Adri x1

(***just so everyone knows -- the model in the last round, parts 1 & 3 = same chick. not "Ria", but RIE, as in Rie Rasmussen***) this round: Alek x4 Gisele x1 -- KK x5 -- Ale x5 -- Heidi x5

RIE x5 --- Mini x5 --- RIE x5 --- Fernanda x5

Maggie x3 Trish x2 --- Karen x3 Daniela x2 --- Omahyra x3 Aurelie x2 --- Adriana x2.5 Bridget x2.5

HAHAHA! i love Noemie, but girl looks like she's bout to fall on over! somehow KK makes that absurd pose look halfway natural. haha

yeah -- she was like the Elle MacPherson of the 90s. sure, she didn't model for Prada or Versace all that often (perhaps never, i'm not really sure of Niki's portfolio) but she was still a celebrity supermodel. very VERY successful and famous and ubiquitous.

wow. thanks for that one of her with the metal rings! i've never seen it before! what's it from??

didn't she do SI at one point?

well, i can pretty much guarantee i'll be the only one, but i'm voting for HEIDI. there's just something so wildly tacky and appealing about her as a giant christmas bow. haha. for some reason, it works. i LOVE those wings. and the red! if i had my choice, i'd remove all the bling, especially that spiderweb-looking contraption on her stomach. lawd liftin' - looks like she 'bout to give birth to the Alien! again -- i adore Alessandra. i thought she was SO radiant and beautiful in this show. i just prefer Heidi's in this circumstance. Heidi x3

excuse me ... "didn't become a supermodel" ... erm ... ?!?!?!?!?!??? Niki Taylor is one of the most famous supermodels to EVER come out of America. at one time she was as famous here as any of the other supers. sure, she didn't get the european high fashion success. but as far as a NAME goes - she was VERY famous. and she has literally HUNDREDS of magazine covers. does anyone else see a resemblance between her and KK?!

DJ Ruckus -- aka Greg -- aka Doutzen's boyfriend -- is one of THE sexiest and most gorgeous men i have ever seen. the things i would do to that man ... hooooooly lawd!

Maryna x3

well, first of all - here's a more appropriate pic of KK. now -- PrettyPhile -- i COULD NOT AGREE MORE! 100% ! this (along with 2003) were my favourite years. at least as far as the outfits go. no bells and whistles, bras made of candy, wings like a christmas tree, none of that garbage. it was just LINGERIE, and it was S.E.X.Y.!!! lmao @ "Priscilla Queen of the Desert"!! hahahahaa this is so hard! they're all good! Fernanda x3 Anouk x2 -- Daniela x4 Molly x1 -- Emma x4 Bridget x1 -- KK x5!! this entrance right here, in this outfit, with that walk, and those boots and the whole thing; this was THE moment i fell in love with her.

great post, Joe!

Miranda x3! fo sho!

1. HEIDI -- come ON guys, these wings are amazing! she's SO christmas!! 2. Miranda 3. Adriana 4. Candice (dreadful wings ... just dreadful)