Yes

 

Do you like pulling chest hair?

That is my answer

 

Do you like reading gossip? 

No

 

Do you sleep more than 6 hours per day?

Depends on the day.  On average around 6.

 

Do you wonder deep things like how come people got hands and shit?

Yes

 

Do you realize that I have magic powers and I can transform you into a ball and play table tennis with my friend Isabell?

No!  :notsure:  I didn't realize that!

 

Do you realize that that is my exact fetish and I would like that a lot?

No .......... fetish innovator

 

Do you eat your meat well done?

No.  Medium FTW!!

 

Do you like to eat steak?

Yes

 

do you like blonde jokes?

Only if they are funny.

 

Do you like to siphon people's blood when they are not looking and drink it in class?

No

 

Do you live in Texas?

No

 

Are you living in Paris, Italy?

No ... I don't live in Rome, France either

 

do you take a noon nap?

Yes

Do you like to eat?

Yes

Do you like to stare at people's butt

Yes!

 

Do you like to show off your butt?

Depends on what you mean

 

do you treat women as sex objects?

No

Do you think of yourself you're the best?

^^ how else should they be treated?

 

^ yes, of course... I'm the best

 

Do you want to kiss Lebron for longer than 30 seconds?

No. Also not less. Just no.

Do you consider yourself as prettier than most people?