No

 

Are you planning a vacation right now?

No

 

are you snoring when you sleep?

I think I do.

 

Are you?

I have been told I do

 

are you a serious person? 

Sometimes

 

Are you high right now watching Super Troopers?

No

 

Are you walking the VSFS?

Yes

 

Are you feeling good right now?

Yes

 

Are you opening the first segment of the show?

Yes.... in my banana hammock.

 

Are you walking with me?

No ...I hate walking in heels

 

Are you the Dark Lord?

 

 

Yes.... of the Sith!

 

Are you my apprentice?

No ..... I'm Yoda

 

Are you Conan the Barbrian?

 

Yes

 

Are you Red Sonja?

No ..... I'm Elektra

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elektra_(comics)

 

Are you the Incredible Hulk?

Whoa!

 

No..... Magneto.

 

Are you a fan of comic books?

No ...... never read comics

 

are you diagnosing your injuries yourself because most doctors are sissies?  

Yes

 

Are you a living God?

Yes

 

are you consuming food quantities enough to feed a small village?

Yes

 

Are you making men look like sissies when you workout?

Some of them

 

are you deadlifting?